Friday, June 30, 2006

Sunny...



Err... guess kids are really getting too smart for their age now... the only thing I hope is he/she will not got "ham-tham" for giving a "out of the box" answer, But hey you can find that word in any dictionary right?

And so... he/she should not be faulted in the 1st places, But rather be given a "A" for being able to think out of a box.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Sunny...

Err... I don't really understand the meaning of all this... But I think somebody head should roll for putting these dogs thought all this shit...



What is this yoda? or something?



Since when did man's best friend comes in 10 legs?



To much Mr Potter? These monkeys should be ban for watching any movie.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Sunny...

Went to a coffee shop today and saw this... Funny right? It said no smoking but the tin is for smokers to dump their ash...



Later in the day while Shitting... I came across some excellent poems by unknown poets .......found on toilet doors and walls

An to-be poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to sh*t... But only farted...

Someone who had a different experience wrote...
You're lucky You had your chance...I tried to fart And sh*t my pants!


Perhaps it's true that people DO find inspiration in toilets...
I came hereTo sh*t and stink. But all I do Is sit and think...

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think. Some come here to sh*t and stink. But I come here to scratch my balls, And read all this bullshit on the walls...

A budding poet wrote... (This is the best because it happened to me today.)
Here I lie in stinky vapor Because some bas***d stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie? or shall I linger? Or shall I be forced to use my fingers?



And That's is when I suddenly realizes the joke is on me this round.



Don't asked me... I AM NOT TELLING ANYONE HOW THE HELL I GOT OUT OF THIS SHIT!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Raining...

So... After so many footballs matchs... How about another kind of balls matchs?



This is the main reason why Germany are such good host to this world cup. Someone please help me ... I want to go to Germany to see the bouncing "balls".



nose bleed again...



GERMANY...Home ground = make you feels at home ladies



something like that which Korean fans always cheer.



AND Best of the lot the little red devil...

Monday, June 26, 2006

Raining...


"Sign" Guess we're not called "sillypore" for nothing as we've got ourselves another winner!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Raining...



Rubber with turbo mode... a new product made only for "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2"



GAY POWER, ROCKS...

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Raining...

Bomb Shell yesterday... Bomb shell yester-years...



Stories untold which lies bury under ground...



Blown up mess tin which brave ww2 war with a unsung hero...




Guns that was use at that time durring guard duty...



Hush living condition during the WW2...




Men who live many feet under ground to fight and keep our land safe, because they believe that the mud on their face is OUR SOIL...

May all of you rest in peace in the house of God, you people have my highest respect...

Friday, June 23, 2006

Raining...



The silicone valley that caused nose bleed...



Suddenly...I feel hungry... And I mean VERY VERY HUNGRY...



"BOMB" SHELL" "BOMB" SHELL" "BOMB" SHELL"



Fire in the HOLE...


The car is AWESOME!!! BUT the chic has "The worth to die for" quality!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Raining...



Guess kid out grow their age nowadays...



cool hair cut? wait till you see the next 1...



Make way Mr T, your ERA is out!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Sunny...

Ok... 1st we have the "Some monkey who hammer all the glass just to steal a cash card"

Today we have the "My car just catch fire out of the blue"



Fire... Fire... burnt so high!



Agrr... where's the bumper? Hey! hold on a sec... Crap!!!
all the tires when missing!



Err... you are looking at where the steering wheel used to be...



This is going to be a hell of a report for the owner to write to the insurance company



Scrap metal any1?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Sunny...



Woo... Woo...



Liao... Liao... Liao...



Medic.. medic... I need CPR...



Siew boh?



But... SHE IS A HE!!!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Raining...

Alot of cars came into today to report and claim insurance today not because of the heavy rain but rather... (this is what all the owner told me)

... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
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... ... ...
... ...
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Crap... "Monkey learning to shoot" sighted...

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Sunny...



This car rolled in while I am gasing up my ride today...



Damn... made my ride looked like biscuits tin on wheel...

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Raining...



Came across this thai bike on a drive alone to nowhere up north today... notice the rifle on the right of the bike's handle bar area? yes that's a rifle...

Wah Lao Er... I wonder what's next?

Friday, June 16, 2006

Raining...



Er... I don't know... but these monkeys is going to make their names known to the world 1 of these days and maybe to the F1 for being able to ride a bicycle this way... that is "IF" they don't get kill for riding on the wrong lane...

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Raining...



"The definitions of pride and courage are simple: Pride is holding your head up when all around you have theirs bowed, courage is what makes you do it."

Sad... I go to work everyday seeing people who work here with a unhappy feeling... with what I'm not sure but it just gives me a treading on thin icy feel everything I steps into the place...

Crap where did the Pride and courage that was taught in school went?

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Sunny...



Some clown came into the workshop today with all the car panel made of glass shattered...



His story was that some monkey "with a loose screw up there" wacked his car "just to steal his cash card..."



Well... I'm not sure how true is the part on breaking all the glass panel to steal a cash card, but 1 thing for sure this clown must has piss this monkey so bad so that he break all his glass panel just to "steal" the cash card...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Sunny...



People... I give you the new comfort taxi by powered by Hyundai Sonata.



All set and ready to Go... Go... Go... Go... Go...



Wah... Comes in auto somemore!



Cool man!!!