Sunday, July 31, 2005

Sunny...

DREAMS

"I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man." -Chuang Tzu reminds us how fragile our universe is, how much it is a function of our own perspectives.

Other than a few laws of nature, everything we take for granted - manners, ways of doing things, even much of what we consider good or evil - are contrived by society and exist at each of our biddings.

Our individual self-esteem, goals, desires and much more are also contrived, andexist only at our bidding. So if it seems strange to dream of being a butterfly, don't worry. Dream away.

Dear friends... with this I pray and hope that you will live all the days of your life, The Happy Guy, Gal.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Raining...



I think this Children Bus driver must be thinking the below mentioned... when he dropped his pants at a bus stop...

"Bloody hell... Booked me for not putting on the safety belt? ..KISS MY FAT OLD BUTT... @ssholes"

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K.T did it again! He asked me to go LTA to sent some document by 1000hrs when it is 0937hrs, I though “Ok, fair enough, I believe I should be able to make it in time… but bloody hell I was wrong!

I went to see the admin lady only to found out that she can only give me the paperwork by 0950hrs… I was “WHAT?” How the hell am I going to make it in 10min at the very location that I am at now?

I think I need that car we see in “Back to the future” anyway I got out of the office at 1000hrs and to make matter worst it started to rain heavily…

At last I got to LTA but that is not after I got tell off by the LTA staffs…

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I got back to the head office at last and return some stuffs the admin lady and I went back to my side of the office to take a nap, while in dream land our office beach suddenly came in and starts screaming like she been Fcuk by a ghost, but hell I thought ghosts only on leave on the 7 month? Or did she forgot to take her daily dose when she leave for work today?

Friday, July 29, 2005

Sunny...



Basket... today is just the 2nd day of my payday and now I am high and dry... I wonder will the stunt above work here in sillypore?

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How can I ? Be able to say goodbye to yesterday? to what we have? To the good times that made it last are waiting by?

I thought we'd get to see forever, but forever's gone away. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday..I don't know where to go. It's going to lead me here. All I know is where we've been, and what we've been through.

If we get to see forever, I hope it's worth all the way. I'll take with me the memories, to be my sunshine after the rain.

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K.T is calling me like mad asking what’s my Time On Target on my cell phone this afternoon when I was out testing drive with J.F

I came back to office only to find out that AD is here kicking up a fuss wanting to claim warranty for the breakdown service free because he called the breakdown guy to replace his battery around last midnight.

What is wrong with people the car have been more that a year and the owner handbook has clearly spelled out that the battery is only 1 year and now as a goodwill we give him the battery FOC and he further want us to waive the service free.

Sometime I really wonder how much is than enough to these customer?

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Sunny...

Mr V.P called me this morning asking me to fax the test report to him, and he got nasty when I told him that it is against my company policy for me to do so.

I call up J.N when it seems that Mr V.P cannot accept whatever I said to him. And J.N confirmed that maybe Mr V.P can have the test report when he is here to pay for it.

After I told Mr V.P the out come he starts telling me since we can give it to him when he comes to pay and pick up the car why can’t I just fax the report over to him now? Well I guess he knows nothing about C.O.D

Anyway… I think the problem here isn’t that there are enough people with common sense; but rather the problem is that there aren’t enough people with uncommon sense.

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I went with J.F to collect a car at the 6th ave, when we got there I ring the owner and she came out to pass me the car key, before I left with the car She stopped me and told me that I must not shift the car seat, the rear view mirror, the wind mirrors…

I was… er… Mdm… how am I going to be able to drive the car back when I cannot do any of the above-mentioned? Because there is no way I can get into the car seat due to my size XXXL.

She told me she doesn’t care how I do it, but I just cannot do any of the above-mentioned.

At last I asked my foreman to turn back and he took over the wheels for this car.

Well, I guess it is very high time for me to really to lose some weight.

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G.G asked me to go collect the number plate for his customer car, and after that we will go to the PDI and drive the car back.

Well, we got the plates, we got the car but somehow some1 in the main office choose to screw him and did not book out the log card and the road tax disk from the LTA, and he customer is very Piss when they are here to collect the car…

Sometime, I wonder why people set 1 another up even when there is no bad blood between them. Guess now I understand better what does it mean by “Guns don’t kill people, People kill people…

Anyway I fix up the 10 disk player and the backing sensor for the car but that’s not before the supplier screwed me by making me going back to his shop to collect some of the missing part when G.G bought them of the shelfs.

Anyway, I think I better Bail out now before a new shit comes…

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Sunny...

I pray to God please, to give mankind all the understanding we need, the peace of mind and show them how to get along,

I pray to God that Peace will enter when hate is gone; many times I lie awake at night and ponder all the troubles the world is facing. And sad to say the answer is always the same…


I guess unless men put an end to all of this hate, it will put the world in a flame, But just because I'm in misery… I'm not begging for any sympathy.

… But if it's not asking too much, God can you please send me someone to love?

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I always said this same prayer when K.T and J.N give me the shit...

The cargo lift got stuck again today and K.T arrowed me to go got it reset, I told him I cannot keep reseting the lift this way as the lift hang for some reason and it is best to got the lift mech to check on it...

As usual, K.T give me the OK OK, but... can you go reset the lift now?

Haiz...

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Mr V.P came today again without an appointment; this time he told me that his car keep jerking and wanting to stall I told him that we will need to carry out some test before we can tell what is wrong.

As usual, he wanted to start his nonsense but I manage to cut him short and I send him off before he managed to start.

I got the workshop to run the test and after I quote him about the repair he asked me to wait for his call, after 2 hours he called me up but instead of telling me to replace or KIV, he ask me to check the car battery.

I test the battery and called him again to inform him that the battery is fine and what is the next instruction… he told me to wait again…

Anyway, I told him my show time is up to 1730hrs...

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Mr P.T came today to pick up his car after the repairs, he starts his nonsense by telling me that he will sign the sale order on the spot if I were to throw in the GPS system, a DVD player, the Cruise control, the Radio system control on the steering wheel, a freezer, ESP program, Rain sensor, Headlamp washer with wipers and the solar sunroof… all at no extra cost to him and on top of it I must sell him the car at 3k lower from the listed price…

I guess he must be having a lot of stress at work and home lately…

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Raining...

I got into a pitch black office because a black out has happen, blood hell I manage to reset the part of system but by the time it was 0805hrs when I punch my card.

There is a funny part that I cannot understand is the 4 shutter door in the building will auto shut down when the fire alarm is activated and I wonder what the hell is going to happen it there is a real fire and the main door is not open before 0830hrs and the cleaner lady is trap there while cleaning up front area of the showroom?

Some monkey from the building alarm company call up and my foreman happen to pick up the call and check with him is there a fire or is it a false alarm? I have a hell of a good laugh about it for 2 reasons…

1. If there is a fire every1 will run the hell out of the building and watch the fire work outside of the building, and who the hell will stay inside and answer the call?

2. If there is a break in how can they be sure the monkey who pick up the call is a staffs and not some clown that is here for “Shopping”?

K.T asked my why the lift is not working and the lift alarm is ringing non stop. I told him that the black out has caused the lift to hang and to reset it some1 must run up to the roof and reset the lift from the lift engine room.

He gave me a funny look asking why the hell I did not do that, and I told him I’m not going out in the rain climbing into the engine room and get my @ss kick if there is a short circuit like the last time I tried to reset the lift in the rain.

God know I may not be as lucky as the last time by not ending in a black bag when I got short circuit while trying to reset the 2 lift the last time on a raining day.

Anyway, ask me if I give a shit about it?

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Then there is this Ms B.K who called up and wanted to claim warranty for her CD changer when the car is already 1 year 4 month old. No matter how I explain to her she just cannot accept the fact that her radio warranty is long over. And so I told her that if she wants she can go to our radio sub con to try her luck with them.

I don’t know what the hell some monkey told her when she call them up and they ask her to go to the main office and her went there and kick up a fuss, after which she came over to my office and start screaming at me…

Haiz…

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Mr W.C told me that he will be needing the car over the weekend and he will be sending the car for the sensor which I went to collect on sat 1st thing this Monday, He called me yesterday telling me that he is busy in the office and cannot sent in the car yesterday.

The true is he send the car to a 3rd party workshop trying to repair the car base on the info I gave him when he came to collect the car last fri, He called me non stop until 2200hrs on my cell phone when the workshop failed to start the car after they replace the said sensor last night.

I told he to tow the car back to my office and I will look into it 1st thing in the morning today

I called he to collect the car by 1700hrs but he only came 1745hrs and after that he start telling me that he got no money to pay for the repair and tell me that either I take a posted dated cheque from him or I let him take the car 1st and he will settle the bill when it is his pay day.

I told him that is the company stand that I can’t let me collect the car if there is no payment, and I have to nag with J.N to give him a better discount and after 2 hrs he got his wife to transfer the cash into his account for the payment.

Just look at what the hell the 3rd party workshop did to his car. They cut some wires of the car but after they fail to fix the problem they also fail to tape up the wires, I wonder what will happen if something is shorted and the car catches fire?



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While at that this stupid Mr B broke the key lock of the driver’s door and go the key struck on the door, I told him that the workshop is close and he can leave the car overnight in the workshop and we can got the workshop to carry out the repair tomorrow, he then starts to tell me that since I am still around I should help him and he cannot leave the car in the workshop as he need the car on a daily basics.

I end up spending another hour remove the door board to remove the key that have jammed on the lock…

And to make matter worst he refused to pay for the job done when I present him the bill.

Bloody hell, I guess I must collect payment next time from all the owner sending the car in for repair or service before I carry out any job...

Monday, July 25, 2005



Hee sad...But true...
Raining...

Today I noted that life is a gift because I saw a man being wheeled out in a black bag into a black van at cycle and carriage.

That's right life is a total, complete, 100% gift. We have nothing, absolutely nothing to earn our life. We had no right to be born. And we have no right to go on living. Life remains a gift.We live in an entitlement society.

We honestly believe we have a right to several thousand things that our parents had never even heard of. Sadly, a sense of entitlement leaves little room for happiness, for we feel what we think we are entitled to and we feel justified rather than overjoyed.

We seek to lay claim to even more rights.When we are denied something we feel we have a right to, even something as small as a place in the checkout line or the option to pay with a credit card the store does not accept, we feel like we have been wronged - anything but happy!

To all my friends reading this, I wish all well and Godspeed…

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Sometime I really wonder how the hell some people drive a car? Look at these damages! How the hell can 1 drive a car until the gear shift release button and the wood trim cover for the gear shift dropped out?



BTW, I don’t believe that the car we selling were that Fcuk up….

Give up…

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I went to the main office and I bummed into VT on my way to the workshop, seeing him with a blacker face when he is already black I asked him what happen?

After taking a few deep breath he told me that his workshop manager Mr. P.L has been very hot on his heels and he is resigning from office because he feels that P.L has gone up to his neck…

I told he to calm down and see is there anyway to resolve this issue, but I stopped when I saw a half complete letter of resignation flashing on his PC screen.

I suddenly realized that lot of time is wasted by otherwise intelligent people, just waiting around.

We wait for the right time. We wait for the perfect opportunity. We wait for the optimum conditions.

But who decides when the time, opportunity and conditions are right, anyway? There is something born in every one of us that unshakably believes that something better is coming along.

Today's hard lesson is simply this: it isn't. Now is the right time.Whatever we have in view today is the right opportunity. But it seemed that the conditions will never get better.

Sometime I really hope that we have the courage to accept that and there is nothing to stop us from flying to the stars. But carry on waiting and we will take our dreams to the grave….

But while saying is easier than done… Let me look into the straits times classifies ads 1st thing tomorrow morning…

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Sunny...


The setting of the sun, has marked the passing of another day .... sometime I looked back and can't help thinking what is the meaning of life? Is is reporting to work, waiting to go home and returning to home waiting for payday daily?

Life today is no longer like the yesteryears where it use to be... in the past people just need to hold 1 job to live an honest life, but nowadays some people can't even met the day end meet when they are holding 2 or more job...

Sometime I can't help to think that I am living in the wrong era, won't it better that we can turn back the time back to 60s? where we did not have to worry about alot of things that we are face today on a daily basics...

what has happened? Is this the price that I am paying to live in such a fast pace world like this?

I guess I never find out... ...

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Raining... ...

I took leave today to go to the LTA to renew some stuffs and I was stunned to find out that now they are collecting 3 years fee 1 short when I was there.

Anyway, I see many people like me taken off guard at the renewal counter, but what to do? We are told either to bite the bullet and take it, or we can burn the license by not agreeing to pay…

Bloody hell, they don’t even care to say anything on the renewal notice, I guess they really take us like sucker

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After got myself SCREW at the above-mentioned. I went to pick up my folks as they are buying some stuff for God know what the hell is the use for them. I send my mom to another place to buy some fish for to night dinner.

I sent them home after lunch, while L.S went for his lesson around 1400hrs

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I call J.N to find out did the dispatch sent down a sensor for Mr. W.C’s car as we agreed yesterday before I go on leave today … because this Mr.W.C is coming on this Monday 1st thing in the morning to get it fix…

I nearly drop dead when J.N reply was “Huh, I thought I told you that the dispatch will only sent the sensor from the central warehouse this monday?

Wah Lao… I give up! I told J.N to call the people at the warehouse to draw out the part and I will go there to pick up the item myself.

Then… this Mr. W.C called me on my cell phone bugging me to lower the repair price for his car when I have already less 25% on the parts shown below and he starts to screaming at me over the phone, Haiz… sometime I really wonder is what I get from both the company and the customers after so much I have done for them?





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L.S came to my place after he finishes his lesson, out of the blue he starts bugging me to sent him to to some hawker center to eat something…


Shit... I should not had open the door for him in the 1st place…

Friday, July 22, 2005

Sunny...



All the while I thought that we can’t see the clear blue sky in the city because of the speed and way we builded the skyscraper …

I suddenly realised today that it’s not the building of the skyscraper that have prevented me to see the sky… … But it’s was life that had laden me with so much weight on my shoulder that I can’t lifted up my head high enough to see the blue sky… …

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Mr T is a funny customer, he came to me telling me that there is a “TOK” sound on and off when he hit the brakes, my foreman went test drive with him and told him that the brake needs to be serviced, he KIV the job and send his car to an outside workshop and got himself “TOK” by that workshop because they replace all 4 of his brake disks and pads…

And now he called me yesterday on my cell phone after my office hours and told me that that the “TOK, TOK” sound still there even he has replace the brake disks and pads. And he wanted to claim for the repair done by the outside workshop and also to solve the “TOK, TOK” sound.

I wonder what’s wrong with this Mr T’s brain, or did he even have 1? You send you Fcuking car outside to get yourself screwed and you want to bill me for that?

Stupid @sshold… anyway I called him for test drives again with my foreman come this Monday.

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K.T came to me today and told me to help him on a car delivery at the PDI and It happened to be 1 of the wonder boy customer as he will be busy with a few meetings today… I wonder what’s makes K.T thinks that I am have nothing better to do that I can be around to clean up wonder boy’s Shit

The best part here is there is no transport for me to get to the PDI in the 1st place; I wonder was I expected to walk all the way to the PDI which is around 20km from my office?

I guess this PDI manager really have some personal shit with this Taxi company manager, I was asked into his office after I have done with wonder boy's customer.

He wanted me to ask K.T to get them redo 1 of the documemt for the taxi company, because the cab company have left out the chassis number when he can just add it on that document. he then told my he needed the document before 1400hrs.

Fcuking hell... how come I keep getting into people's personal's Shit and cross fire?

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J.N came in today with his brake light staying on even he did not hit the brakes, upon check I told him that the brake switch for his car might faulty and may need to be replace… he left the keys with me and it was than I realise that it is not the brake switch that is faulty but rather is the brake switch stopper has broken and all it needed is a new stopper and the problem is solved.

He told me that he will buy me lunch for fixing his car problem, I jokingly told him to forget it but I can uses a pay raise if he really wants to return me the favour.

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Thursday, July 21, 2005


SAME SHIT FROM THE SAME @SSHOLE ON A DIFFERENT DAY... ...
SELFISH MOTHER FCUKER AGAIN
Sunny…

Today is a peaceful day as most of the sales people will be out on a road show… YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

At last I don’t get to hear the bloody beach screaming on top of her voice while talking on the phone…

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Just when I thought that it is going to be a peaceful day… K.T arrowed me to go test drive with the taxi meter guy and the taxi cpmpany manager… bloody hell here I am busy with a problematic owner Mr O.E car and he wanted he to test drive with the taxi company manager and some more I have to send two car in a row to PDI… how the hell am I going drive 3 car at a time?

At last I got G.W to drive Mr O.E ‘s car to the workshop and I pick up both G.W and my foreman and I sent them back to my office and G.W carry on with his road show duties. I asked my foreman J.F to sent 1 of the cab to the PDI and when I was going to drive the other cab all of a sudden I realised that the God damn car is low on fuel… SHIT!!! I end up turning back to office to get the fuel card from K.T to gas up the car…

While on my way to PDI, G.G called my on the cell phone and told me that there is this stupid Ang Mo customer Mr R in the showroom kicking up a fuss because his car is having a starting problem and he demand to have his car fix within the next 15min or so…

I was “He what?” Anyway I told G.G to ask the clown to either wait for me to get back to office of he can leave the car behind and I will look into it and give this owner a call. I guess today is not G.G day as I can hear the Ang Mo screaming in the back ground after G.G told him what I said to him, I give up and I ask G.G to inform this monkey that I will be back within half an hour…

I got to PDI and this PDI manager sudden starts to Fcuk around with the taxi company manager and the 2 of them stars to exchange words, both K.T myself and J.F was so stunted that we did not know what to do or say… we knew this PDI manager is a piece of cocky shit, but we did not knew that this monkey is so cocky that he dares to Fcuk around with the taxi company manager in such a way…

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I got back to the office as fast as I can to see what is wrong with this stupid Ang Mo car, upon checking I found that the battery is dead and I got it replace and I send him packing after he paid for the bill.

Bloody hell I asked him why he came all the way here when all he need to do is to call our breakdown guy and he will replace the battery for him at wherever place he is at.

Guess what the Ang Mo tells me? “I choose to come here because I do not wish to pay for the $95 attending fee and I know you will not charge me the labour to replace the battery and anyway I can use a FREE car wash here.”

Wah Lao, win Lao… this Ang Mo really knows how to do his sums…

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1 of the mech asked me to help him on a car with a radio problem after lunch today… after checking and got my fingers cut (bloody hell) I found that the antenna for the radio has a broken connection somewhere so I told him that there are 2 ways to fix this problem. 1 is to replace the whole antenna for the radio, and 2 is to join a fresh new wire to the antenna port… Don’t ask me but I guess he took the easy way out…

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Bloody hell why is it me that keeps getting all the shitty deals??? How I wish this is my office’s time table?



Wednesday, July 20, 2005

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K.N.N...

I can't believe what I see when I got home to night... this bloody @sshold parked his God Damn car in two parking lot!!! and to make matters worst the stupid carpark is under Renovation !!!

Fcuking Hell, I didn't knew that you bought 2 season parking for this God damn car of yours!!!

I can't believe that apart having to deal with @SSHOLES car owners in my office daliy and now this shit from this owner after work?


Raining


Bloody wonder boy did it again yesterday by bringing Mr K in after office hours. This bloody SOB just pass me the shit when he should be the 1 to sent the car to the PDI as it is the office stand that the sale person is the 1 to send and inform PDI of such problems within a month upon the collection of the car by the owner .

The funny thing is that Mr K complained that the radio has some problem but he did not mention that he had put in a sound woofer and power amp.

Next he complain that there are stain marks on the front right door and rear right fender but upon the inspection of the vehicle by the PDI manager it is found that the door paint work has no defect and the rear fender stain is due to the spillage on the fender while pumping of the petrol at the gas station.

The best is yet to come… Just when I though that everything is over I was inform by my mech L.W that this Mr K have a “LIVE” wire for the amp running under the car carriage! (Refer pic1)


And some clown had remove 1 of the rubber plug to run in another wire for the woofer (Refer pic 2) WTF? I wonder who is going to answer for this shit when water starts to leak into the cabin as the plug shown here is to prevent water going into the car cabin.

Power!!! I have check with the sales, warranty, PDI manager and all three of them tell me “warranty voided”


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K.T told me that there is 2 car that he need to bring to the office from the PDI because there will be a road show tomorrow. And as usual I was arrow to bring the 2 cars down. The catch here is that there is only 2 trade plate in the show room but I can only drive 1 car at a time.

So… I went up with G.G to the PDI and he helped me to drive 1 of the cars back to the showroom, but the problem is that there is 1 more car that I need to bring back well I end up going up to PDI with my foreman to bring the car back to the showroom on a 2nd round…

WTF… I spending more time on the road that in the office, I wonder when the hell I really got time to finish up all my outstanding paper work?

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Ms L send in her car for serving today and bloody hell she did not tell me that she has a God Damn free service letter goodwill from the Ex- sales manager A.L .

I even check the God damn sales agreement this morning and there is nothing mentioned about the free service goodwill then now out the blue this Ms L pull out a such a letter…

Wah lao… Now I have to do credit note because I have close the bill under the customer account…

Stupid A.L…

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And it official B.C has punch out W.E.F from today... take care Dude, God bless...

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Raining…

Mr V.P came today without a booking and wanted my to check on his car RPM hunting problem, 1st he make noise about him having problem parking and cannot found my new office and he nearly knocked into a stationary vehicle cause there is no road sign on that no through road… blah…blah… blah…

I ran a quick check and found the air intake hose is leaking and informed him that, that is the cause of the RPM hunting problem and as usual he start his nonsense with me, make hell lot of noise that I’m not giving him the “fair price”

At last he stop his nonsense after I told him that this ain’t no “NTUC FAIRPRICE” here…


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K.T asked me into his office and wanted me to promised to help him with something, I asked him to tell me about it and I will think about it.

At 1st he would not tell me what the hell he wanted from me… after I told him that I pass and he can forget about it that if it is something that I have to commit myself before I was even been informed of.

After a while he asked me that did I know anything about this car with the leather seats problem and that the owner is coming today to get the leather fix? And actually he wanted me to send a car to the leather seat sub con to get something fix which is hell of a far from where my office is.

I told him in the 1st place I was not told about it and that is when he called wonder boy up to find out who the hell did wonder boy make any appointment for today? Anyway I told K.T that I am not sure of the place and I think he should look for another person to send the car there…

He asked my to help him to get any of the stand by sales man to sent the car there but both of the G’S passed as they have something on today, Thank God, I manage to get the office beach to send the car there, and I can’t wait to pass the car key to that beach to get myself out of this shit…

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I was arrowed by K.T to take some photo of 1 of the cab after the sub con did some installation on the car; the funny part is I was not supply digital camera, I can’t help but asked myself how the hell and I going to take the photo? I guess maybe with my @sshole? Anyway I manage to beg, steal, borrow the digital camera from some1 in the main office and later I have to beg that some1 to download the stuffs and sent it back to me….

BUT now I am having problem sending this picture to K.T because there is something wrong with the network…Hai…WTF…

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Monday, July 18, 2005

Raining…

God…

I Just need to feel real love in life, Is it too much to ask from you?

There's a hole in my soul… there are many times that I am not sure of this role that I have been given, I use to sit and pray to you, but I guess most of the time you were just laughing at my plans…

Sometime I feel that my head speaks a language that I don't understand and having scare myself to dead and having no 1 that I can turn to, I been running, running from myself and others… Why? Why? Why I have been given this role? And when will you end all my agony?

God, I think I can use some help, please?

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Wah seow liao… Today My foreman went on leave and the next thing I knew my mech Lim.w is on M.C, Bloody hell I end up have to take in car, carry out the repairs and Q.C tests drive all by myself… WTF money is really hard to earn nowadays… by the way if this shit carry on, I guess I going to be that clown you see in the photo in no time…

Lets hope no more non-booking cars will turn up today anymore…

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Advice for the day:


If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."


Something is wrong with 1 of the sales guy but I didn’t know why? He came to office with a black face and spined the wheel of 1 of the test drive car when we are going to the petrol station to gas up the car.

Sometime I wonder what’s wrong with some people? You pull stances on a “new” car what happen if there is an accident? Can you afford to buy the piece of shit you created?

Even if you can afford to part with that kind of money I think you can have better use of that sum of money… I think it is not worth the 2 sec of fame if you got into an accident and never live to tell what are you upsetting about?

Slow down kid, life is to short for any of this God damn stance…The only place people walks away from car crashes without a scratch is only in John Woo’s movies…


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Sunday, July 17, 2005

Raining in the morning... Sunny in afternoon...
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C, Do you still recall we uses to visit this place for joging? Well I waited for you this morning untill late noon... But sad to say the boat come... the boat go... But the boat boat no you...
Raining in the morning... Sunny in the afternoon...
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... the nice view we uses to enjoy together still stays... But you are no longer with me anymore...

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Raining…

A lot is being talked about on radio and TV at the moment about courage. The courage of the heroes who helped others last Thursday,

The courage of the police and other emergency workers who endured extremely long hours in appalling circumstances to do their duty, the courage of ordinary people who just got on with their lives.

There is another kind of courage to remember - that of the thousands of Londoners who, just like the peoples of Madrid and New York before them, went back on the buses and down into the underground.

They must have been nervous at best and terrified at worst, but for many people, to do anything else would allow the criminals a small victory.

It's not how much you accomplish in life that really counts, but how much you give to others. It's not how high you build your dreams that make a difference, but how high your faith can climb.It's not how many goals you reach, but how many lives you touch.

It's not whom you know that matters, but you are you inside.Believe in the impossible, hold tight to the incredible, and live each day to its fullest potential.You can make a difference in your world.

Mignon McLaughlin wrote: "The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next."

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My mom has been giving me hell since the last stupid Ch 8 TV show “You Fu” and now this show “dreams in you hand” start all the living hell again… When the hell will the bloody T.V script writer stop writing about marriage or getting married?

Nowadays I have to get out of bed as early as 0530hrs before my mom Catch hold of me asking me when I will find that “Missing piece”

And by the way is not me that do not wish to settle down, the truth is I have not found “THE ONE” that wish to settle down with an ugly ducking like me…

I went to the shopping centre about 0600hrs this morning where I first met C, to avoid facing the same “music” from my mom…

C, do you know I’ve miss you so much that sometime I really wished that I can pull you out of my dreams to hug you for real? I still have fond memories of all the time we shared visiting all the places we use to visit.

I guess all I can do now is to wish upon a four leaf Clover…

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The stupid cargo lift has break down again… I called the lift maintenance guy after I have reset the lift 2 times in vain, then all of a sudden the lift choose to work again.

Now I have to sit down a write a false alarm report…

WHY? WHY? WHY MUST IT BE ME?

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Friday, July 15, 2005

Raining

I went to IMM this afternoon with K.T to send a car for a nasty customer, never know the wonder boy can leave such a bomb even after he had left the company.

We later went to the ICA to drop some brochure and after that we return to office and now I am have headache because of the long driving up and down….

Anyway, I guess I now know what is it like and how the management work in this company…


Thursday, July 14, 2005

Raining…

There's nothing as sweet as the sound of success, and nothing as wonderful as a dream celebrated and shared. May you continue to follow your heart and become the best that you can be.

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To day is the last day for S.Y in office, I manage to catch her in her office to say good bye to her.
S.Y, I wish you all the best… You will be in my prayers.

J.N told me that I should be careful with giving discount to customers, and I should use the discount to my advantage. I told him(we had a hell of a good laugh in N.K’s office) that maybe I should only be giving discounts to customer that “pick up soap” for me…

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That bloody beach was making so much noise when I was having my lunch nap this afternoon… I nearly go out of the rest area and slaps the hell out of this stupid beach.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Raining…

A few words can go a long way in business

AVOID:

1- You have to…
2- You can’t….
3- What is your problem?
4- I’ll try, don’t know
5-I need you to…
6- We can’t do that

WORDS TO USE:

1- Will you…
2- Would you…
3- Can you tell me about the problem?
4- Let me find out
5- Will you?
6- What we can do is…

Zzz… Zzz… Zzz… I wonder who’s the funny guy here?

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Peaceful day, no wonder boy and the beach in the show room… quiet… calm… Amen, at last God had answered my prayers…

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Raining…



Cigarettes Butts in the sales table drawer? What’s next?


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K.T wanted to remove an armrest from the test drive car, and fix it in the show room car that was sold by B.W because he mentioned that every customer who tested drove the car wanted the arm rest for their car when they sign the sales agreement. I wonder what the different when I remove the armrest from the test drive car and install it in the showroom car?

SAD... very Upset...

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Monday, July 11, 2005

Sunny…



Yeah…Yeah…Yeah Wonder boy has finally left the company!!!

BUT...


Huh… Looks like I have to hold the champagne… when B.S told me that wonder boy's car was parking at the basement car park… (read the time is mon 0931hrs)


But Hey… I though that he was the one who mentioned is only “LOGIC” that staffs that don’t work in the same building should not be allowed to park in our building… I did not know since when did KIA have a share in our building?

Wonder boy where is your “Logic” now? Since you have left our company to join KIA? Or is just your mouth and @ss are interchangeable?

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K.T wanted me to go test drives 1 of the showroom car with him because the sales people have been complaining to him that the brake for that car is “very low” and 1 of the door weather strips had came off.

I went 1 round with K.T and I explained to him that the car has cleared the brake roller tester, and we have bled the brakes a few times and that any1can question my technical ability, but no 1 should question my foreman technical ability because he have 15 years of experience with our cars.

I asked K.T to take over the wheels himself and asked him to test for himself to see is the brake O.K, after we went 1 round K.T told me that he feel that the brake is ok and so we return to the showroom.

I glue up the door weather seal when we return to the showroom.

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Mr T send in his car for service and wanted to wait for his car, when I told him that the car will only be ready around 1400hrs…

I ended up have to help him to buy lunch and cigarettes for him… wah lao since when I because the G.D boy?

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Sunday, July 10, 2005

Raining…

Same shit… different day…

I have over sleep again… But thanks to S.Y’s phone call I got up at 1045hrs when I am supposes to meet her at 1000hrs to pay and pick up the insurance coverage for my vehicle… Well I guess the next thing on the list is road tax

I called wee to see what program that he is having today, but was told that he will be doing some sideline fixing radio amps and doing some air-condition repair for some of his customers.
Haiz… Guess is eat myself today again…

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Sunny…

How mother Fcuker can customer be… read on…

MS J came for the car serving today but she had the car send to the wrong place, I end up have to go over to the main office and pick her up and ask her to wait at my office.

I called this Bloody Mr Chua on his cell phone at 0950hrs when he did not turn up as agreed at 0830am -0845 hrs for his car service but he did not pick up the phone.

At last he came at 1055hrs and I just took over the key from him because he is “busy” talking to A.T our sales girl. I sent over the car the work shop and waited for Ms J car to be ready.

As per normal there are a lot of car waiting to be wash after serving and so I told my foreman and mech to drive the car back to my office even if the car is not wash by 1230hrs… after that I went back to office with Ms J car and I sent her packing after she paid the bill.

I did not know what happen but the car did not came back at 1245hrs, and so I called my foreman only to be told that the car is washing at that moment and it will be ready soon.

If was then this @sshole came screaming at me that we have taken too much time for the car service, I reminded him that I told him that he was informed that for this service, we will need about 2 hours. And that did not include the foreman test drive and the car wash and he send in the car at 1055hrs this morning, and by the way I will not be paid over time for waiting together with him.

He then make noise that I cannot not be found and question where I was during that time, this goes to shown how stupid this mr chua is 1st thing he know how to ask my sales girl to call me at 1055hrs when he got to my office. then the collection silp I give him has my cell number so why come he call me if he need to know what I was?
Anyway at that point of time I was at the main office meeting with my warranty manager J.N.

At last the car came back at 1310hrs, he then told me that I should had informed him when the car will be ready in the 1st place and later call him to collect the car when it ready when I took over the key from him at 1055hrs this morning. The funny part is he did not blame himself for sending the car so late at 1055hes but he blame me on the “long waiting time” and like today case if I were to call him at 1305hrs informing him the car is ready, I wonder what time I have to wait for him until he get to my office?

Total time from the time he sent in the car at 1055 hrs to the time he collect the car at 1317hrs with the car washed that was about 2hrs 12 min.

Is it a too much time to ask for a normal car service to be done on a sat? I guess that too much for this Mr Chua.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Sunny…


Today I got a email from a admin lady Amy stating her well wishes to us and informed me that today is her last day with the company…

Guess she had enough of Shit and empty promises thus she is punching out…

Ha... I guess we all miss the above-mentioned sign board at the HR department when we sign the appointment letter taking up the job...

All the best to you Amy… you’ll be in my prayers…

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…What’s with the turmoil in both my work and personal life nowadays, I just wish I could just set everything down off of my shoulders and go to a new place, and start my life again on a new slate...

There is this owner Mdm W, that sent in the car for service yesterday and wanted to claim a wiper cowing cover, She kick up a fuss when I told her that that cowing cannot be claim as it’s a tear (as in wear and tear you cannot claim a tear) not a factory defect.

Wah… 1st she came very late to collect the car after 18.30hrs, and she screamed at me as if I own her the whole world… I wonder is it what I get for staying late enough for her to collect the car?

Today I have this owner Mr T.S, this is a cool 1, 1st he told me he wanted to service the car but do not to replace the engine oil and filter because he had did the oil change service outside, then he told me he did not wish to pay for the chargers because he was promised 3 years free service… I checked his sales agreement and found not true… I shown him the file thinking that he will back off… but I was wrong…

I call his salesman B.C because I keep getting screwed by this Mr T.S, and then Mr T.S mentioned that there is a knocking sound when he brake, I went test drive with the foreman only to find its normal due to the brake dusts.

Now he wanted to claim warranty for brake service, to avoid anymore “picking up of soap” I called the warranty manager to confirm that the brake servicing is chargeable…

At last he left mentioned that he won’t come to our workshop because there is nothing free…

Funny… he let other people made the money, but come to agent wanting to claim warranty. AKA Let other people to eat the meat and give us the bone.

Funny… very Funny, I did not recall when our office became a charity organisation?

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Still recall the monkey that want to claim warranty for the damaged oil sump? he came today collect the car with a posted dated cheque, after the car was ready to collect a week ago.

At last he told me the real story... He was stop for drink driving and was order to have the car towed and while doing so the towing guy may have accidently damaged the oil sump...

but anyway I did not hand over the car to him because I felt something was funny with him. 1st He tried to made a warranty claim before I even have a look at the car, then he bring a posted dated cheque when he told my over the phone that he will bring cash.

He then try to "smoke" me by telling me that the money is in the account, he only back off and mentioned that he will be back tomorrow, after I told him that we can take nets payment or I can even send him to an ATM machine if he likes...

Something's wrong here...


Thursday, July 07, 2005

Sunny…


I found my shoes is full of cat pee when I wanted to wear them to work today, must be that God damn cat of my oldman I swear I will make soup with that stupid cat 1 of these days…

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My Foreman told me that the water tap in the gents is leaking like mad when I report to work today…

Basket, I can’t believe that I have to go into the gents flooded with water to be “Super Mario”

1 good turn deserves another… I am calling Ah choon to be the next “super Mario”

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K.K came to the showroom to meet up with all the sales people for a meeting, around 0900hrs, and you know what all the sales people are late… and some are still at home when I called them!

I told the cleaner lady not to eat in the showroom because K.K is around and it will not be nice if K.K smells anything, you know what? I just told the cleaner lady not to eat in the showroom, A.T opens up her packed food and starts eating on J.F table... No wonder J.F is complaining to me that there are many ants running around his table.

K.K went around the showroom to inspect the showroom’ car and he sported some cigarette ashes on 1 of the showroom’s car! Some bloody @sshole must have been smoking in the showroom last night after show time… I wonder how stupid can some people be.

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I went to the petrol station to get some gas for the PDI car that had been non-serviceable for sometime… While I am happily filing up the petrol, I got screw by the station manager, because I am using a PVC container… Stupid monkey, I guess he did not know the petrol tank nowadays in the cars is made of PVC?

Anyway, I choose to eat the pie… the humble pie, because I am sick and tired of explaining myself why I did not uses a meter tin can. (As if any1 give a shit, even I try to explain why?)

I got back to the workshop on 2nd flood and with gas up that God damn car, and when I though everything is over finally, Lim.W told me that the interior lighting of the car is not working after the repair…

Haiz… god help me please?

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I went to central warehouse to collect some spare part with J.F, When we return to office only to find out that wonder boy park his God damn T.S on the driveway and went missing, like his father owned the whole place here in the office…

It's 17.45 hrs now and I wondering how the hell am I and the others going to drive out from the parking lot?


Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Sunny…

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The whole of the showroom is full of durian smell when I report for work today… I really must take my hat to wonder boy, his younger sister and B.S as I recall they are the clowns that had the durian big makan in the showroom last night…

The best part is they just damp the shells in the bin outside the showroom and went off with out proper dispose of the mess they created …

I pity the cleaner lady; I hope she will like durian… durian shells that is…

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I was told that that S.Y from the head office has resigned and her last day will be on 14.07.05… because she is going home to get married to some “pump” oil or “palm” oil big boss as mentioned by L.K…

Well S.Y, I wish you all the best and may you and your pump oil or palm oil big boss make enough babies to from a foot ball team…

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The art of making your dream a reality is simply remaining committed long enough for reality to catch up to your dream.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005


Sunny…


Bloody hell I nearly got into an accident this morning while on my way to office, 1st there are so many T.P running loose on the road, causing every1 to slow down then there is this slow moving road sweeping vehicle, making every1 on the left lane to overtake him, causing every1 on centre lane to slam brakes as the monkey cuts into the centre lane…

Basket, I nearly rammed into a car in front of me… and that happen under the T.P nose…
I wonder their present there is to keep the roads safer or to cause more accidents?

I hope I will not get a ticket for this miss-adventure.

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Mr A came for service today and made me send him all the way to claymore road to do his shopping, some time I really wonder why do I keep getting this kind of owner that keep taking advantages of me?

And later when he came to collect his car he starts to hagger me for free gift... wah lao... in the end I give him my used mobil 1 umbrella...

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K.T arrowed me to sort out all the car keys that the showroom is holding... Huh? What does new car keys got to do with me? Anyway I did not want to question him on this in front of his sales people and so I spent the whole morning under the hot sun trying to figure out all the keys that we are holding…

Basket, you will never believe the finding… after checking I found out that there are 5 keys that we do not know which car it belong to. 4 cars that only have 1 key left and I do not know where the hell the other key goes to? (Every car comes with 2-3 keys)

After I got everything sort out I called K.T and informed him I have matched all the keys and out come he told me to un-match them…

I was HUH? K.T… you trying to be funny is it?

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Sometime I pity some of my customer, for instance there is this Mr T.L this monkey just replaced the main fan unit 9 months ago due to over heating problem and today he came about 15.00hrs to inform me that his car is overheating again…

*Sigh* I ended up sending him back to his office without air cond, because if I would to on the air cond, the temperature is sure to go up….

After inspection it is found that the A/C fan is faulty. I guess he nearly fainted when I told him about the repair cost.

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J.N told me that there is a new account girl J.A will be taking over Ms V duties. And I must be patient and help her if there are things she is not sure about.

No more bad news… I hope

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Wonder boy customer kicked up a fuss when picking up the car. He point out the place that the paint repair which is not carry out. Lucky thing, Mr Y send in the car while I will out for lunch yesterday, and I counter check the job needed to be carried out with both wonder boy and K.T

Guess what wonder boy still tired to push the blame to me when he is the 1 that take out the key form the owner and the owner had shown him where are the place that needs attention.

Haiz… thank God wonder boy is leaving us very soon…

Monday, July 04, 2005

Raining...



I came to work today only to find the keys for all the car is missing in the key press and the key press is left open like that over night....


... Then I notices all the car keys we have is left in the open in a filing tray... I wonder what will happen if some1 should just walk in and drives any of the car off...

I just cannot understand why some people just can't follow simply instuctions and what the hell the key press is good for when they can't return the key to the key press in the 1st place?

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Plan all you wish. We humans can't help but plan things. Just remember that life's most treasured moments slip in the back door...and if we are too absorbed in our plans, we might miss them altogether, before they slip back out.

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Basket, I was running late for work today again, and as I was on my way I saw an accident and I miss the light while passing the junction, Shit, is it green or red when I am passed though?

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G.G came today and told me that he got news I will be move to the head office and he is happy for me that I will be “promoted” when that happen… Well I told him I am very sure that I will be “promoted as in more work and duty” but we can forget it if he thinks that there will be a “pay promotion”

Anyway I went over to the head office and the new warranty guy asked me about a warranty case that he has problem with, I took a look and found out that he had been Sabo by the K.L but as K.L has left the company there is nothing he can do but to clean up the mess…

How can you claim warranty for Air cond checking and the A/C gas? When there is nothing wrong with the air cond?

The funny part of this claim is K.L replaced the head lamp assy and billed the owner but he put the head lamp bracket and the adjusting of the head lamp under warranty claim, we went to J.N office to inform him about this issue.

Later I told that in order for him to end this once and for all, he should round up all the service advisor and tell them what can be claim and what cannot be claim… and make them do the paper work should they still keep making the same mistake again.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Sunny...



I was sleeping like a log... O.K maybe like a pig... that is untill I was woke up by this stupid "banging" sound going on in the car park by those monkey upgrading the car park... Bloody hell, why can't I just have a good rest on a sunday morning?
... with nothing better to do, and I believe that those monkeys at the car park is not going to stop their stupid banging any sooner on a sunday morning... I went to the seaside for a walk and some fresh air...
... The gun post may still be around today... but the gunner had returned home to God, never to return to this post again...
... The prices of peace... these men will always have a place in my heart, and my highest respect for keeping sillypore safe once upon a time...
...I was watching A.I on ch 5 while doing these posting... this is about a robot kid that is program to love... but was cast away when the sick boy of the family recover...

I guess there is nothings as in true love in the real life, and the only way to have true love to is make and program a robot to do so.

Sometime, I really wonder why many things did not work out the way we wanted and why we are put though so many test and pain again and again?

I guess life has it's way of making fun of people and sometime I wish that I can really sails away and start my life again leaving all my unhappiness behind...

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Sunny...




Ha… interesting day I must say… A.T confronted me on why I did not answer or return her call after office hours last night… I guess she is missing the point that the cell phone belongs to me and I have the right on to pick up the call or not be it durring or after office hours...

And by the way I really wonder is this a game? Or a test? and is she stupid or what? After what she has done ganging up with wonder boy to set me up? I must still answer her calls?

Just look at the SMS she send me last night, and I’m still suppose to talk to her?

Funny…

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There are two lady who came for interview today and 1 of them is wonder boy bady sister, K.T later wanted me to sent the other lady to main office to be interview by the sales manager there...

Wan Lao... busy saturday...


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M.J called me to help with an accident claim customer as both T.M and S.H is in some meeting today… Sob, Sob...why is it always must be me?

The best part is I can’t find some of the paper work because either some of it is put under lock and key and some is I don’t know where the hell the stuffs is.

I end up having to run to both T.M and S.H office to get some of the paper work done… and I am having problem with the E-filing thing because I can’t log in if there is another person working on in.

While doing so I have to do the brake roller test for my customer who had complained that the brake is not efficient to prove to her is the tire that is causing her car to ski in her MSCP on raining days.

After I sent Ms H, off I came back to this accident case owner only to find out the stupid printer is not working ….

Haiz... then Su came into J.Ns office while I am using his printer to print the accident report, and told me that there is a ang mo owner asking is his car ready for collection?

I was... Huh? I don't recall taking any ang mo car...but after 15 min of hunting high and low... it turn out to be a mis-understanding that ang mo car share the same car number with 1 of my customer car send in yesterday... More WAN LAO...

Just when I thought the worst is over this customer of wonder boy Mr.C came, and demand to have his battery replace under warranty, at 12.15hrs.

He starts screaming at me after I told him that the battery is not covered because 1, he is the 2nd owner of the car and 2, this car service was not carry out by us…

Later, he told me he will do the service with us but wanted it to be done today, I told that our show time for sat is up to 12.30hrs and he start to scream again, saying that I always make things difficult for him.

I told him off that in the 1st place he always comes on sat day without any appointment and further more the time he came is always near to our closing time, and so I asked him who is making things difficult for who now?

At last, he agreed pay for the battery 1st and we will refund him the cash when he comes for the service on next Saturday.

Thank God... Is time to knock off and is all over... I hope...

Friday, July 01, 2005

Sunny...


C,

I been trying to smile so the hurt won't show, I have been telling everybody that I was glad to see you go…


But behind close doors the tears just won't go away. I guess loneliness had found me, and it looks like it's here to stay...

Many people told me that I ought to find someone new and start my life again without you, but all I find is me always thinking of you….


I guess as long as the star shines and as long as the rivers runs ... I will never get over you…

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Ever got your backside played? well, playing backside is a very normal thing in our office and we even got a term for it which is "PBS"

Well, at the moment the "Best PBS Award" I would say will goes to Mr P.L AKA the 5 min manager in the main office...




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Today mark a very important day… Because I was informed that Wonder boy has resigned. At last the long awaited day is here…

When I got back to the showroom after I went over to the main office I saw our dear wonder boy is charging his cell phone using the show room car battery 12v plug, and while doing so he also “helps” to check brakes light, check the car seat by adjusting it up and down, and testing the handbrake. While making phone call in the showroom car.

And the best part is the "key" went missing with him again that is after he had charge up his cell phone, I thought we have a key press for all the car key in stock?

Why didn't wonder boy return the car key back to the key press after he had "help" draining the battery, and testing the hand and foot brakes?

At last G.G found the key on the side table at the far end of the show room… *sigh*

Yo @sshole, if this is your working attitude, I can bet my every dollar that you for won't last long and go far in any of the car firm in sillypore.


I was also informed that K.L has resigned W.E.F 30.06.05 and our dear friend has exit with a “BANG” with a very powerful letter of resign to Mr. P.L the 5 min manager asking him to go get his head check at the funny farm … Dude, you have my highest respect for telling that S.O.B off.