Sunday, April 30, 2006

Raining...

My Sunday is Gloomy…

My hours are slumber less, dearest, the shadows I live with are numberless…

Little white flowers will never awaken you. Not where the black coach of sorrow has taken you…God have no thought of ever returning you to me...


Often in my dreams, I have breakfast with you. I sit beside you on your sofa. I walk with you in your beautiful garden. I embrace you daily in my thoughts a thousand times.

With shadows I spend it all, my heart and I have decided to end it all…Soon there'll be flowers and prayers that are sad I know, let them not weep, Let them know that I'm glad to go…

Death is no dream, for in death I'm caressing you, with the last breath of my soul I'll be blessing you…

Dreaming, I was only dreaming.... I wake up today... and I find you asleep in the deep of my heart.

Dear Darling I hope that my dream never haunted you... as my heart is telling you how much I wanted you...

Friday, April 28, 2006

Raining...



Crap!!! since when did cars has a right of way on the walk way? Bloody hell I think this monkey really need to re-take his driving test all over again...



Went fishing with M.T today and guess what? that dude K.O the very moment when we set things up!!!

Agrr... but I guess he's the smart 1 because at the end of the day... the only thing that I manage to fished up is... this the PVC bag you see in the photo...
Raining...



Guess what is on the rear windscreen of this car?

"Don't like my driving?" email me at www. gofarkyouself.com

Wonder what the traffic police will have to say it there is a road block or something?

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I don't know to laugh or cry today when I was told that it's all over at the x ray center which I visited to have an x ray done. (because took me about 5 hours to travel to and fro from my place to the center...)

Frak how stupid and a waste of time to travel 5 hours to get there and it's over in 10 sec?

Damn!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Raining...



And it is in the news again... Gas prices is moving up, up and away again...
Crap! I really wonder is this the sign that I should sell my vehicle and take the Bus service for now on?

Damn it!

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The 6th walking cert is served... by S.A, which made me wonder "Who's Next?"

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Raining...



What the hell is wrong with people nowadays? Exhaust bigger than the crap hole I sh1t in???

Well at least I think I can go from BBQ-ing chicken wings to BBQ-ing the whole chicken this time round...

...and to the monkey who watchers to many movie, and keep buging me by asking me "how to get killed with car exhaust gas?"

My final answer to you is "Go find this car and stick the head into the exhaust and you can "smoke" all the C.O you want..."

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Got a call from M.T afternoon, he told me that he is having "fun" working on his new "appointment" (which IMMO I think is some "arrow" that drop out of nowhere...)

Can't say much about so long he is happy with what he is doing like now. But dude all I can tell you is to watch you back... for you never know where and who the next "arrow" will come from and went shafting up on you where the sun do not shine...

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Raining...



Crap!!! Who the hell wants a pencil pusher job when 1 can drives a WRX taxi and make a living at the same time?

No wonder so many people is taking the taxi driver course these days.

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OK... Lets see what type of girls are we dealing nowadays... after the clubing lesson we had yesterday...

~*~Type Of Girls~*~

HARD DISK GIRLS: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM GIRLS: she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOW GIRLS: everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access most of the time.

SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She make horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS: Of Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources, and if you try to uninstall her you will lose something, mark my words dear friends, never try uninstalling her because you will lose everything for sure while doing so...

Monday, April 24, 2006

Raining...

有人说时间是一切伤痛最好的良药,
但是我认为时间只是能让人习惯伤痛而不是忘记伤痛。

Some say "Time can heel all pain... But I think "time cannot let you forget the pain but rather letting you getting used to the pain...



Nice light house... but where is the 1 that uses to share the view with me?

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Damn! Is this the reason why I am left on the shelf because I always believe being the "Mr nice guy" ?


Real man must learn to club By Edwin Yeo April 24, 2006

It was revealed recently that Singaporean Alpha Women prefer manly men, and not mice. Which, of course, is trouble because Singapore men, as you know, are mice.

It's true. Where else in the world do men have to actually submit a written request to his wife if he wants to have sex? This is why foreign male talent like coming to Singapore. In a survey I remember reading somewhere (most likely in my own head), the following is the list of why westerners like working in Singapore.

1) Low crime rate.
2) The men are mice, so the women are ours.
3) Attica.

What I am about to suggest is important and it will change your life. At the very least, it will bring in chicks by the truckload. One of man's constant failures is that he never learns from history. And history, as they say, has a tendency to repeat itself. So if we were to learn from our forefathers, then the one thing we should do is this (are you ready?)

Always carry a club. Man has not been as dominant since the days we lived in caves and clubbed our women on the head. The truth is, this solves all our problems with women, especially Alpha Women.

Let me show you how this simple one-step programme works in almost all scenarios.

Scenario one:

Sexual demands. She says: 'If you want to have sex with me, please submit an application in triplicate with at least one clear working day's advance notice. Approval is solely at my discretion and usually dependent on my mood.'

Your action: Club her on the head.

Result: She faints and you don't have to ask for permission.

Scenario two:

Sharing of household chores. She says: 'I've had a hard day at work. I'm tired and hungry. Could you please do the household chores tonight?'

Your action: Club her on the head.

Result: She gets some sleep, which solves her tiredness and hunger. You get to watch football, drink beer and burp (all signs of masculinity).

Scenario three:

Going out. She says: 'I want to go out and meet my friends.'

Your action: Shout, 'Your place is in the kitchen' and club her on the head.

Result: She faints and stays at home. You've shown her who's the boss.

Scenario four:

Going out, part II. She says: 'I want to go out and meet your friends.'

Your action: Club her on the head.

Result: Now that you are one of the few rare alpha males, you will be getting all the women. There is no way you can take her out to meet your friends.

Scenario five:

Delusions of grandeur. She says: 'I want to participate in Miss Universe.'

Your action: Club her on the head. Twice.

Result: You don't get embarrassed by her inability to tell the difference between a parking ticket and a speeding ticket. It worked for our ancestors, it'll work for us. Remember, the bigger the club, the better the result. Any woman who tells you that size doesn't matter is lying and deserves to be clubbed on her head.

It's about time?

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Raining...

Wake up on Sunday morning feeling so boring... Can't help asking where have all the Simple thing in life gone to? (Some1 please ask God, if you happen to see him...)



Lonely, sad wherever I think of the times we spend... the thought of you brings you back to me... Staring in to space as the shadow starts to fall across my face...



I always wonder why? Why god allow you to leave me? We've alway believed that we will never be apart... Many time we told each other that our love is true, and nothing can part us

Guess we are no longer a part but apart now... Are you sure when you told me that you are living your life without regret with T?

C, I guess you've left a space in my heart that no one could fill...

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Raining...

Chicken Run...3

One day, a chicken, a lion and a bear sit together for a cup of tea.

The chicken ask: "Who would be the most feared between the 3 of us?"
The bear roared: "When I roar, the ground will tremble!!!"
The lion roared: "When I roar, the jungle will shake!!!"

The chicken said: "Wrong!!!"

The bear and lion asked why.

The chicken replied: "Because when I cough, the whole world will be in fear!!!"

Still not Convince? Check it out then...



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Damn it... I was looking and low for a document for the pass few days and I finally give up today and called the office dealing with such...

And guess what? I have to make a police report before I can appear at the office to ask for a replacement and the fee?

$40... Agrr... WTF?

Friday, April 21, 2006

Sunny...



Er... never knew chicken pox can strike cars too...

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Ok... After explaning the meaning of life yesterday, Let do the The management lessons... today...

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle & asked him, "Can I also sit like you & do nothing? The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Lesson Learned: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Lesson learned: Bull-sh1t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Final Lesson learned:

(1) Not everyone who sh1ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh1t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh1t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

And this ends your management course.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Raining...

And its official... I guess I have went from late 20s to early 30s with effect from today when I got my replacement of my new Ic... And just in case you may wish to know what is the meaning of life... (IMHO)

The explanation of life...

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."


The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty yea rs. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

And so that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. (I hoped)

But having say so... all my dear friends...

是路:就不会都是平坦,是海:就不会总是宁静,是天空:就会有阴雨雷电,人生 也总会有欢乐和失意。我希望我的朋友…你,一生平安、天天快乐!

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When tuan around in the buliding while waiting for the collection of the new I.D and... I spy with my little eyes...



Gold bar... gold bar everywhere... But where is the 1 for me to keep?



S.M? any1? (kinny... But... I liked...)



Ok... Who wants the bigger gun?



Ninja accessorize shop? Nah... these are things that was sized by the custom during their operations...

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Raining...

Went JB with B.H for dinner and "Ma Sha Ji" many thanks for hanging out with me and be the 1st person to wish me and my sorry @$$ happy birthday.

By the way really thanks for the present that you got for me... To be frank to have you spenting my birthday with me is more than enough than any gifts put together in this world.



On the other hand... I guess it won't really hurt if I wish to have "some $$$" as part of my birthday wish for this year?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Raining...

凡事要顺其自然,遇事要处之泰然。得意之时要淡然,失意之时要坦然。艰辛曲折乃必然,历尽沧桑才悟然。

Went catching up with J and B.H this afternoon... have a good chat and I guess... it's time for me to look into my life in another angle...



Saw this funny guy while on my way with my folks to lunch... I was temped to give him the "BI BI BI" but did not because my oldman say this monkey might be paying a $7700 a year road taxs like the taxis to ride / drive on the road as if his the king of the road...

Monday, April 17, 2006

Raining...



Went Pray pray with C.S this afternoon... as things seem to be "not smooth" for me for the pass few month... Well I hope things will starts to turn for the better (for me) after today...



Went to jackspeed after the pray and... have a good laugh when I saw this seat...



Hee hee... Maybe I should get 1 of this steering wheel for my vehicle...



Or... Maybe this?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Raining...

I have learned today that It is my right to be wrong, but I have no right to wrong someone else.

1 might ask "What does that mean?" The answer will be "When I'm wrong, when I made a mistake, I'll have the wonderful chance to learn and to improve myself, and it is both my right and mine responsibility to improve myself."

But however, it is neither my right nor mine responsibility to improve the person sitting next to me. That's his right and his responsibility. So be wrong as often as I wish or must but learn from it. But don't wrong others, as that is their job.



Just like the guy in the photo... he is busy taking photo of others but did not realized that others is taking a photo of him with the hole in his pants...

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Raining...



Went dinner with MT and his wife...



M'sia? nah... It's in sillypore...



After that we went to some shopping center and...



Er.... I wonder is there something I should know and I don't?

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Haizs... another fruitless and crappy day, fark! when is things going to turn for the better for me?

Friday, April 14, 2006

Raining...

Went dinner with M.T, (MT's wife) and BH... by the way dude thanks for the dinner... and so after dropping them of and on the way home...



4 fire engine 2 light strike vehicle...



Er... but where is the fire?

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Raining...



As Andy Lau Rightly puts it... Everything happens for a reason, For life is a lesson that we only learned it when it's though... Today mark the last day of my tour in this currrent office that I served in.

To all who I have worked with for the last few month, "Thank you for making my stay a memorable 1" and to the bloody old vampire if you are reading this... I wish you will die and burned forever in hell...

Finally I would like to say to all that it's my honour to work and serve with you people and the honour is still mine, and you people will always be in my prayers.

Thank you, people once again, and my warmest regards goes to you.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Raining...

The sales team throw a farewell dinner today for 3 of the staffs who is leaving the company...they are S.O, F.T and myself S.L... Anyway somehow the HR has agree to shorten my hell week and... Yee ha! I AM A FREE MAN AFTER TOMORROW!!!



All you can eat, So every 1...Chong ahhh!!!


The other end of the table...

Outgoing sales manager, Mr S.O

S.O addressing the team, saying his well wishes to all...

F.T's daughter...

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Raining...

如果不曾拥有,就不会知道失去的痛苦。拥有后失去,说不难过,不在乎天长地久,那都是骗人的。。。

I can't help but ask myself "Am I spenting to much time dwelling and living in the memorys of C?"

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Went to BH's place to have dinner tonight and...



Hee... now I now why "some People" do not dare to have their photo taken without the makeups...



Hoo hoo... Big makan!!!

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Crap... I went home today after reaching the office only to found out that I have left my cell phone at home... I end up spenting 3 hours taking bus to and fro...

Got in the office only to find out that some monkeys from the management has taken the easy way out by pushing all the "screw up" of the pass few weeks to me... Cool man never knew some thing like this also can?

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Got a call from the company that I went for 2 interviews and guess what? I did not get the job...

Guess this week is really not my week 1st I got into an accident and now this? Agrr...Guess I can only pray that things will get better for me after the "Good Friday"

Monday, April 10, 2006

Raining...

Took urgent leave today planing to sleep the day away but end up going out with B.H to settle some "issues"...



And to express her heatfelt thanks... she bought me lunch...er... but not the lobster you see here... (Actually... she told me to order what I wanted but... I guess I just can't bring myself to "ka" "la" "tei" chop her)



Agrr... why the hell I just can't download that god damn song to my stupid lao ya phone?"

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Raining...

Some clown sent me a email with the subject "Race Queens from china- good stuffs"



Kaos!!! Somebody KILL ME!!!



AGRR... I HATE YOU... now I just want to puke my guts out.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Sunny...



Went fishing with M.T and M.T's wife (And later B.H) but insteat of fish... A worm is beinging pulled up...



saw this cute girl fast alseep and the jetty where we went fishing...Sleep tight and sweet dreams girl...

Friday, April 07, 2006

Sunny...

The 5th walking cert is SERVED...



I was Surprised that it did not rain today... I got in the office only to find out that the 5th walking cert was in fact served yesterday to the management, I guess I must be still recoveing from the shock I had from the yesterday's accident.

Came across this posters on a shop window... Thank god at last I found someone who agreed with me!

Hoo Hoo... Can't wait for the firework display...

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I got a call from 1 of the sales lady telling me that a customer is commimg to collect his car when the time is 1835 hrs, I told her I am sorry but the workshop "offical workshop show time" listed is 0830 hrs to 1830hrs monday to friday and so... he can only collect the car tomorrow after 0830hrs...

Later that I know that the customer is causing so much Woo ha, I agree with the sales lady that maybe we should refer the case to the " AFTERSALE MANGER" thur the sales manager.

Guess what? I got fcuk because I did not ensure wherether is the customer comming to collect the car or not!

The funny thing here is that my tag team had informed me in the afternoon before he left the office that he had informed all the customer that last collection is 1830hrs and please if they can to collect their car before 1800hrs.

So? to me if no1 turns up by 1830hrs... I leave.

I don't know what's wrong but when I check with my tag team he told me that in fact he did call this dumb @$$ customer at 1500hrs to infomed him that his GOD Damn car is ready and please to collect his bloody car by 1800hrs and lastest by 1830hrs... and because this stupid customer want to take his own sweet time to come after 1835 hrs... And now it suddenly became my fault?

Crap...

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Raining...

How crap can my life be? I was like leaving this company in another 11 days time and...



God... I know I have not been walking real close with you, (Anyway, I am still thankful that at least you did not let me end up in the black bag Yet)... and I knew that I have sined but I guess the way you punish me is too hard for me to handle...



I meant 1st you took C away from me, not mentioning all the "other difficult task" you put me in and now this?



Why? My Great 1? why must you let something like this take place? why did you let this lady honda driver dashed across the opposite direction of the road and crashed into the car I am driving?



Cool isn't it? How car accident takes place...



Now I am begining to wonder what the hell am I going to tell the customer?

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Raining...

Went up north again after another meeting without a clear cut answer...



Came across this fast food join and... my jaw really drop when I see 1 can "swing" by the table while having their fast food...



Wondering what the hell are so many people crowding around a Tattoo shop in the heart of the a shopping center? I join the crowd and...



I got to give it to this girl... She did not even "Bing" her eyes even once all the while when she having the tattoo done on her whole arm...



Went car wash before heading for home and I really wonder since when "RAMBO" starts to service and repair car air cond?