Sunny…

Basket, I forgot my glasses today and I was like walking around with double vision…
Shit… why am I getting so forgetful nowadays?

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The Ang mo’s car who’s Lim.W took 5 day to fix the air con problem came back today to complain that there is a ratting sound every time he drives a hump or over uneven road after we repair his air con problem… I went for a spin in the car with the ang mo and found out that out dear friend Lim.W has forgotten to tighten the lock carrier screw…

Yo bro… I really take my hat off to you mate…

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K.T asked me what happen to 1 of the cars and where is it? Upon hearing who want to use it I told him to ask that monkey to pick up the car at the other building as I have a problem car to fix… my point is simply I don’t mind helping people who is nice to me but I will mind my own business 1st to those people who have step on my toes before…

Later K.T was asking for a file to check the sale agreement for an upgrade… guess what the agreement did not mentioned anything about it… Hee Hee and the best part is the sales manager has left the company… Wah… good luck to you A$$hole…

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Sunny…

I was on leave today but I decided to cut it short to half day and return to office as I got no place to go…

When I got back to the office G.G and G.W told me that A.T tried to flame me at the sales meeting, K.T and B.W explain to her that I was right regarding what she brought up and it seem to me now she is acting blur about it…

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Mr W.Y is calling me like mad from last night to this morning because his car can’t start. I did not want to answer any of his call because for 1 the hand phone he is calling is my personal phone and for 2 he has been abusing the goodwill I have been showing him… So… Good luck to you Mr W.Y

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Mr B.H complains that his car was jerking and stalling when he start the car this morning but the problem here is when the car is in the workshop it is running perfect, and my foreman can't find any faulty with the car... so now I am in a fix again... basket why do thing like things keep happening?

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One of the customer's wife whose big brother used to be one of the top management people tried to pull my foreman a fast 1 by puting words into his mouth... and End up I have to step in to put an end to all this shit...

Haiz...

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There is this ang mo customer that has been giving us hell lot of problem form day 1 they pick up the car... today she came in and complain that the clutch and the brakes is very soft... But guess what the roller test show everything is fine... God I really don't know what to say to her...

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It’s Official I have declared WAR with both the monkeys in my showroom…

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Raining…

I got up very late today weak and tried only to find out that I am having flu… basket… of all time to fall sick…

God please let me get well very soon…

Sunny…

Last night K.T told me that the building alarm had went off and he is going back to the office to reset the system. Hee… thank God I’m not the last 1 going off last night…

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I told 5min that I will be on leave on Monday and I have got my foreman Mr J.F to cover my duties, guess what he told me? He told me that Mr J.F is also on leave that day and I cannot take leave on that day… I told him that whenever me or Mr J.F take leave we will check with each another so unless there is sometime wrong with his brain if not Mr J.F will be in on Monday…

Stupid 5 min… I guess you can come up with some better shit than this…

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Mr R came to collect his car today and when he see the bill he tried to be funny with me… I told he that this is the best price I can give he but he still thinks that I can give him more discounts… Basket Mr R, I’m not running a charity service here… He end up believing what I told him after my foreman tells him that’s the best discounts we can come up with…

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I went lunch with Mr J.F today and after that we went over to the other office to see how things at there because they are having an open house today… guess what we see there? Less that 10 customers or I should say the staffs there is more that customers…

Aiyo… now I am getting really worried…

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Sunny

My boss is chasing all the staffs car out of the office car park because he saw this A$$hole from another company parking his / her God damn WRX in our office car park for the whole of yesterday…

Stupid A$$ now got all of us into trouble, I hope your God Damn WRX crash, boom, and bang… with you in it…

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Today My foreman kena arrowed to solve the problem car but when he got there he found that the car has actually flooded… and all the control was damaged…

The logistic manager asked me what happen and what can be done to avoid this kind of problem in the future… I gave him a piece of my mind real good and I think he is not very happy about it…

Back at the PDI the manager there is going overseas today and appoint 1 of his boy to settle this problem, which he conveniently pass the shit back to us by towing the car back to my workshop… why? Why must be me and again???

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I asked my customer to change car E.T cuts in then backs out after A.T come in... now my customer is buy the car from A.T and A.T is sharing the commission with E.T?

I guess I did the wrong thing to pass the customer to A.T as it is now clear to me that both E.T and A.T is ganging up on me…

Never mind I take it as a lesson learned...

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Raining…

This time I am really late for work… and to make things worst there is this T.P who keeps staring at my vehicle and keep talking in his two way radio while we are waiting for the green light and when the light turn green he just zooms off… basket… I really wonder “is it me… or is it just my imagination”

Shit, now I am getting worried…

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At last I got the god damn coil, and while I am changing the coil, K.T drove into the car park… I told him the car is all set and good to go but I need to top up the fuel before it can be driven up to PDI… he hands me the fuel card and we went on our own way…

I gas up the car and went a few round in it to confirm everything is in order… I return to office and hand over the fuel card to K.T only to find out he has arrowed me to send the export car up to PDI and the catch here is there is no transport for me to come back to office… anyway he told me that he will pick me up there and sent me back to the office…

When I got there the PDI manager is so happy to see me because he wanted to wash his hand off a problem car, so much so he wanted me to sign over the car… OMG I guess I will be real nuts if I sign over the lemon from him… I told him that I got nothing to do with this but my advice to him is to call the 5 min manager if he wanted this shit to be fixed. End up they arrow my foreman Mr J.F to clean the shit… haha good luck to you Mr J.F I hope you don’t get any more white hairs while trying to fix this shit…

After I manage to shake off this PDI manager, I call K.T and guess what? He did not answer the call when I called him… basket at that point of time I really have this feeling that I had been played out big time…

Thank God that I manage to hitch a ride back from another staff back to the office, and while on my way back K.T call me and told me he is on his way there to pick me up… what the… never mind I told him “what goes around, comes around’ and he will get his turn in this.


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Some people are just plain funny… they sent in the car in without booking and claim that that have called me and later tell me their car can only use nothing but syntactic oil and the best part is they are not willing to pay for the oil…

What has the world comes to? End up they drove back the car only to come with they own oil come tomorrow… guess some people really have all the time in the world with nothing better to do but just driving the car to and fro…

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E.T tried to mess around with me today and I must say he succussed, basket he con me into believing him that the manager has release the replacement part to him and the new replacement part will come at end of day so I give him the part, only to find out that the manager did not approve him to take the replacement part because it is for customer Mr R. and the manager did not promise that the replacement part with come end of day…

And when Mr R came today of course he is not getting the parts as E.T has got off with the stuff and when I called him to say back the item he screamed at my over the phone that it is his off day today and start fcuking Mr R unknowing that the customer over heard every word he said … and boy you know what? Both of them nearly “face off” over the phone if I have not step in.

Thank God I always have a plan Band thus I got the spare replacement part and I am cover, suddenly G.G show me the part that E.T “smoked” from me this morning and guess where G.G found it? It was lying at my foreman desk!

Well done E.T… I will never believe anything you say next time...

Raining morning...

I went to the store and wanted to collect the coil that I order yesterday for the car that is exporting to another place… and after getting the wrong part for more than 3 times I give up on the guys there and so I drove the car there and remove the part to show them the real thing and the answer came back “no stock”

The best part is I told them what I wanted yesterday and they keep telling me “have, have, have…” and now what happen? I really wanted to hammer the parts manager for all this shit…

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Today Mr A.W came and tries to smoke me by telling me his car is under a 3 yrs warranty plan… which as usual is proven wrong… then all of a sudden he starts screaming and yelling…

As if I am going to give a shit a about it… so I told him I not going to do anything if he don’t stop his screaming and yelling shit of his…

After talking to K.T, I told this Mr A.W this is the 1st and last time I am doing him this goodwill, and there is no more next time for this shit…

Later this monkey said he wanted to change his car to a new 1 and wanted to sell his old car at a high price but wanted to buy the new car at a low price…

Bro, you buy low, you sell low, you buy high but you still sell low… there is no such thing that you buy low and sell low… what makes you think there is this kind of stupid sucker running around?

Anyway I have this feeling he is taking us for a ride… and I was right!!!


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Then…

I have Mr H. who call me and told me that his 1st and 2nd gear cannot engage, (This guy got he car from the old dealer and send his car to a 3rd party workshop to get all the servicing done but he never fail to try his luck or to smoke he way though when there is something faulty with the car…)

I told to tow his car in for checking he said “No” and the best part is he start asking me is his 4 years car with the meter reading 90k++ still under warranty or not… Then he tells me his brother from don’t know where told him the problem is a loose screw and I should fix it up for him no charge… (I was telling myself the loose screw is in both you and your brother head... loose screw yo bro, is this the best stunts you can come out with? ) WTF man I never see someone so shameless and thick skin…

Anyway, he just drive the car all the way to my workshop starting with 3rd gear and by the time he got here the clutch I believe is “well done” ha… fry the clutch lining to save $50 towing charge? Mr H, I hope you are doing you maths correctly…

After a inspection, it’s is found the linkage for the gear shift system is damage and the linkage need to be replace… you know what he said “No need to replace, just put it back” I nearly wanted to tell him “Mr H, you really have me highest respect for being so shameless and trying to be so funny”

I meant if you are so smart you should have not drive you car all the way here starting with 3rd gear, and if my workshop guy say the linkage needs to replaced, you can’t just “put it back” yo bro… please don’t act smart, you end up showing how stupid you are…

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I went test drive with J.F and found out that the PDI guys are having problems with another export car… and they waited until now to break the news to us wanting us to send help tomorrow… Shit what am I going to do about the servicing vehicle coming tomorrow?

Haiz…

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I went dinner with both M.J and C.S and C.S told me that his car got into and accident with some1 3 weeks ago and notthing has been done to it because the monkey who bang him tried to be funny with him... Bro, I am worried for you man... why are you sitting on this shit? and 3 weeks somemore...

I told him to make a report for the accident and claim againest the monkey who bang him ASAP... you know what he tell me... "let wait for the owner of the car come back in town 1st...."

I nearly wanted to slap C.S's A$$ when I heard that... Aiyo bro, what are you doing? and what are you waiting for?

I give up...

Raining…

As usual I was running late for work… I guess I am, getting too used waking up late nowadays even after a good long week end rest…

I was driving alone this road and all of a sudden there is this tail back the form up to 500 meters, and the 1st things that comes to my mind is “it must be a hell of an accident on Tuesday morning ahead…”

As I move alone with the other cars, I saw this car VS motorcycles accident at the other side of the road and the tail back here is “busy bodies” watching the free morning show… Basket, there are police on the site and I believe there is no need for any monkeys to lent a helping hand and since these monkeys are no help.

I guess “helping by looking and slowing every1 down is not helping… So I horn the monkey in front of me, who is slowing down to have a better look to speed up… and guess what? 1 of the Cops gives me the thump up for doing that!

And suddenly my side of the road was cleared within seconds… Shit how come people “still can’t wake up their idea these day?” why can’t you watch and help if there is no police and other help, and you Fcuk off when there is police at the site?

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One customer of mine Mr R.H did a cold air intake thing and the inlet is at the lower end of the front bumper… Guess what? He went over a flood and the Cold Air Intake inlet suck in hell lot of water into the air filter system and now… The car can’t start… Ha… Now he is begging me to help him out of this shit… Mr R.H do you still recall what I told you when you last “visit me”? I told you this mod will get you into trouble but what did you say?

Anyway… it’s your car not mine…

At the end of the day I ask him to come down and see for himself, and he agree to pay for the repair bill…


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I went for the hair cut (finally) and I became the in house funny guy… because my foreman went around telling the whole world I went for the above-mentioned… basket J.F you just wait...
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Sunny day…

I was in the toilet bombing away this morning when I suddenly over hear some monkey upstairs are having a hell of a good fight… Cans, bottles and other stuffs flying out of the window…

At 1st I was minding my own business… But holly shit I also suddenly recall my vehicle is parking in the “drop zone” and I was… What? I nearly ran down to the car park butt naked from the toilet to shift my vehicle out of the way…

Thank God the killer bombing miss my vehicle but sad to say the bird bombing Aces and they really made every round count… hell I going to have a real hard and long time cleaning up all that bird shit…

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Sunny…

Got up around 11.30 hrs this morning, only to find out that I am all alone at home… ha that cool for me, I start hunting for food and after I had my breakfast, remove both the wall fan for cleaning and after I did that I went back to sleep again…

Got up later around at 16.30 hrs to catch the show J.A.G only to find out the show has been postpone for Robo Cop 1… stupid T.V programmer… did you know how many times Robo cop 1 has been aired? I still can’t understand why they keep replay the same show over and over again and some more on a holiday some more I bet I saw the Robo Cop 1 at the last holiday if my brain sever me correctly…

Dinner… wow chicken rice… Ok life is not so full of shit after all…

Raining afternoon…

I took out the air condition system in my room today to have it clean up and boy I tell you “it’s hell of a hard work”

It took me more that 1-hour to remove everything and wash them under the runing water of the tap and another 1 to put everything back only to find out that the blower motor squeaks and I have to remove every thing again to secure the blower motor… but after I put everything back and test the system, I must say it worth all the hard work

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I charge up the replacement blue tooth that I pick up yesterday and carry out the pairing and test and I think till now everything’s so fast so good… (I hope)

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W.P came yesterday to catch up with old time and told me it’s time for me to move on from this company and somehow I kind of agreed with him… the only problem I have is I still yet to find a better job… let see what happen alone the way...

Sunny day

E.T parked his car right at the entry this morning because the sub-con are repairing the road… and after the sub-con finished the repair... our brother still don’t want to shift his car into the car park, at 1st I thought he is not aware that the road is ok for driving… so I tired calling him on the cell phone… guess what? He hangs up on me… Power!!!

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I went to the phone centre 2 times today to get the blue tooth replacement set… 2 times… and there I see a lot unhappy owner like me… seem to me that this company is a bit shaky…

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J.F told me that the G.M talks to him about moving me over the new office… which I think is nothing but a bunch of crap… anyway I told J.F this company is only good in 1 thing N.A.T.Oand it stands for No Actions Talk Only.

I am surprise that there is no replacement for the warranty claim guy J.H and I am even more surprise that today is his last day in the office. good I can foresee a lot of warrantys back lot

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I call up 5 Min and told him I’m on leave tomorrow and I will be needing my foreman to cover my duties…you know what he told me “why? Why you on leave tomorrow? Can’t you go on leave on another day? Shit man nowadays I can’t even go on leave? I nearly ask 5 min go fcuk himself after hearing what he said…

Sunny in the morning… raining like crazy in the afternoon…

Morning prayers…

Oh God…

I grew up in a small town, and when the rain would fall down, I used to stare out my window Dreaming of what could be and I would pray. I always try to reach out, but always when I'd try to speak out it seem like no one could hear me.

I just wanted to belong here but something always felt so wrong here…

Each day I live, I wanted to make it to be a day to give the best of me, for I'm only one, and alone…

My finest day is yet unknown… I’ve broke my heart for many things, and to taste the sweet, I’ve faced pain many time. I rise and fall, yet through it all this everything remains very much the same… please God... let me walk alone no more, please toil this heart of mine no more ...

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Ha… put on the new watch that has been sitting in my drawer for sometime… well I must say it look nice but I am shock to found out it does not have a back light function… the people who made this watch really have my respect… for coming up without something like that…

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J.F told me L.W have yet to solve the car with the faulty a/c… and L.W still don’t want to ask him for help… way to go mate today is the 4th day the car is in the workshop and you still can’t pin point the cause of it? *sigh* bloodily hell and you still keep taking half day leave for the pass few days, when are you going to learn to open up your heart and wake up your idea ? You wouldn’t be able to solve every problem that comes your way… ask your foreman… that is what foremen’s are for mate… I end up got screw by the owner… L.W come tomorrow is the 5th day the car is in the workshop…

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While me and J.F was shifting some car to the work shop we notices that 5 min is sitting in Z the car washer boss’s car… and later while testing driving 1 car we saw 5 min and Z going to a coffee shop, both J.F and me had a hell of a good laugh because the both of us thinks that maybe there is no 1 who wanted to employ 5 min, so now 5 min is begging Z to give him a job a as car washer…

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One of my customer Mr C.J call me and complained that his car cannot start and wanted me to explain to he why the car can’t start… after checking his service records it is a 2 year car and he has never sent in his car for the past 2 year for any service in our workshop… Mr C.J how the hell am I going to know when your car is going to breakdown when you didn’t even send in you car to our service centre before…

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After making so many calls to the hand phone company I finally got the answer that replacement for the faulty blue tooth head set is finally here in singapore… 6 solid months… is the waiting time 6 months. Power!!! is the word I can think of...

Raining…

Stupid paper work is driving me nuts… whoever who come up with this paper work thing “must” be some real A$$ hole… I have run 3 places to get it approved, another 3 places to get it signed, then sent to another place for the final step… and I was told to wait for what another 3 day for the real papers… shitty stuff if you ask me…

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Some owners are some funny guy, call me up at 1730 hrs while I am shitting and wanted me to fix some fault on his car. I told him we have knock off for the day and ask if I can make a appointment for him to sent in the car for a check, guess what he told me he is at my car park now and he die die want me to do something about it… shit nowadays it seem to me that I can’t even shit in peace even after office hours.

I ended up have to finish what I am doing chop chop and only to find it’s not a do or die problem…

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E.T park his car like he own the place blocking all vehicle from coming in and out, he some more take his own sweet time to shift his car when I ask him to do so as he is blocking 1 of the car that my foreman need to carry out the test drive… way to go kid… way to go.

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J.F told me 5 min has been going around getting interviews for his next job… guess he know finally he is not so popular with us after all… I learn a new and cool phrase from J.F that goes “The dog know the shit cannot be eaten, but still smell it just to get the kick of it” haha that’s real funny, I wish you all the best 5 min

Rain in the afternoon...

I got up about 0400hrs this morning and just can’t get back to sleep… I end up making myself a cup of tea and just when I sat down my mind starts running wild…

What is wrong with me? Have I miss her so much that I am starting to loss sleep over her? I don’t know how much longer I can carry on like that… now I really understand what it mean on “love weaken the strong, stretching the weak; making fool of the wise and making wise becoming the fools…I guess love destroy all reason and favouring the passions.” If I could only let you know, I’d give up everything I owned and there is nothing I wouldn’t do just to be with you for one more day… …

I turned and pray to God… I walk a lonely road, the one I have ever known, I do not know where it goes but it’s home to me and please don't let me walk alone anymore…

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I spoke to J.N about the warranty problems that we faces J.N advised me to run though the do’s and Don’ts with the salesman so I round up all the sales and K.T for a short brief and while I am briefing everyone E.T tried to pull a fast one and me but pushing his part of the job to me, I told him fine I will do it for him if he
think that he is not capable to explain how the warranty works to the customer.

And later he call me up asking me how to charge 3k with visa, Basket.. you should hear how he sounded over the phone when he need help...this A$$ hole changes face faster then speed of the bullet...

Raining (very heavily)

I came to the office only to find out my foreman is on leave today… end up I have go to the main office to get hold of the key to open the show room. And the best part is the keys can’t be found, thank god I got plan B…

B.W called up and reported sick today and the cause? nose bleed? yo bro... I tolded you this tongkat ali shit is going to get you very heaty 1 of these day and see! I was right about it... anyway rest well mate you needed it...

K.T asked me how come we are not selling as well as the other company… I told him that maybe we should less 10k on the tag and I am sure that we will sell like hot cakes, he gave me a funny look but he did not say anything… K.T asked me no stupid question and I give you no stupid answers…

Some monkey replace the stock spring to the after market spring and now the shock absorber is leaking… So I call the supplier up and they want me to write them a report stating what is the cause of it…WTF after collecting the cash the push all the shit back to me… I really wonder what funny agreement the company have with this bunch of monkeys.

Finally…

I think God has finally answer my prayers… there is no horn testing from the car park, No stupid phone call because the cell phone battery is dead...

I finally have the God given much needed rest… I think I wouldn’t have gotten out of bed if not for the alarm in my stomach keeps going “She Bang, she bang”

Anyway… I got up only to find out that it’s around 17.45hrs… and have breakfast, lunch and dinner together… hahaha this is what I call life… …

Raining Morning......

How I wish it’s my off day today… I was having a hard time dragging my sleepy A$$ out of bed that I thought why not just take urgent leave for today…

Thank God for the trusty alarm, I manage to drag myself to work… but I start to have 2nd thought when the rain starts to get heavier…

Shit… I should have stay on…. That is on bed…

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I got to office again just in time to clock in, and my foreman told me that stupid 5 Min manager asked him to attend customer today for Koh is off today…

what the hell wrong man… it’s is 5 min job to stand in should there is a need but it seem to me that he is doing what he do best by “arrowing” bystander.

I really wonder WTF the company is paying this manager for? Eat, Shit but no work? I don’t mine doing that for a change…

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I walked down the street after work today and many people passes me by… some of them look at me up and down, but they don't look me in the eye for I'm just another stranger In town looking for my angel... But she can't be found…

Should I? Could I? Have I said the wrong things? if I could just rewind, I can see it in my mind, if I could turn back time, you'd still be mine.

I remember how you cried that day; I should have kept my mouth shut, but things had headed south. As the words slipped off my tongue, they sounded dumb, if this old heart could talk, it'd say you're the one…

There's a sad face in the mirror and I'm sad to say it's me like a ghost up in the attic. I've been running around in circles on this roller coaster ride for too long… So long that I don't feel the fun of it anymore...

Does anybody really fall in love anymore? Does anybody really give their heart to somebody nowadays? Does anybody really ever open that door?

There's a lonely world around me and I guess I got sucked in by the tide…

Great way to start the morning… I got into the office only to learn that the sales wanted to bring down 1 more car into the show room… my plan was since we have another 3 of them in the basement why not just take any1 of them and park it in the showroom?

Anyway for some reason there are sure to be some people who did not agree with me… and die die they wanted the other cars that is park in the holding area… Then I went up to check out the cars in the holding area only to find out all the battery are dead due to the reason that is not started for some time… I was like “basket, you monkey don’t want to use the serviceable cars, and you die die wanted the cars in the holding area… but you monkey are so lazy to keep the battery serviceable…

end up I have to carry the booster all the way up the 3rd floor holding area only to find out again that they did not charge up the bloodily battery booster… what are all you stupid ape and monkey up to?

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Basket 5 min manager trying to be funny, I called him today asking for the car washer boss phone number and he start going “why? Why do you need his phone numbers?” “you can tell me if you need anything” W.T.F man… All the while I thought he is just a pain in the A$$... Now, after this shit I think he is not more than mother farker…
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I Kena arrow again this afternoon this time to do chaueffer duty... WTF man my job is supposed to be a desk bound job. basket now I kena "bao" again? shit... I think I really need to stay away from "bao" from now on.

Rush hour 2

I was nearly late for work today as I have oversleep again... Thank God that I made it in time for work today because K.T came into the office shortly after I stepped into the office.
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One of my customers Mr. W.Y send in the car today for service and it was about 10.45 hrs when he sent in the car, the next thing I know he was like chasing me for the car around 11.55 hrs... Wah! When are owners like this giving me a break?

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This stupid 5 min manager, have reported sick this afternoon, I have this feeling he is making Koh the new kid on the block to have a tastes of his own medicine, as Koh have pull the same stunts on 5 min few day ago, Good, I just can't wait to see them "Face Off"

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Then... There this used car salesman that so hot my my heel as my boss have sold his old car to him, but the catch here is 1 of the key is missing and as usual some1 called me up and I am tasked to "get it solved" I have to hunt for the key from all the rubbish handed down from the Ex-office girls and Ex-managers... Thank god, I found the missing key and just that I thought I have shake this monkey off... he start asking me for free things... anyway I have no time for this shit... so I pass him to the part manager to "settle his problem"

And then... there is this car that went out with a key and like the above mentioned case I manage to find the God damn key but this time if seem that the key can't be used to start the key so the basic step to be carry out is to reprogram both of the key ... but if everything worked just as plan... It seem no matter how hard the mech tried he just can't get the programing right and after a few time of fruitless try L.W simply pass back everything to me and ask me to settle it myself... W.T.F man since when every1 start climbing all over me?

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Boss came to the showroom to inspect the car kit the I fixed into the car yesterday, well if seem that he is not pleases with the way I installed the microphone and the LCD display... So he tear out both the microphone and LCD display and wanted me to do it his way... get a piece of wood and carve to shape and lastly wrap Pvc covering over it and tape the LCD display and the wood to the bash board...I called up a few sub-con but all of them did not want to take up the job for some reason unknown to me, anyway K.T did what he do best again by keep asking me "How?' and "Can?" I end up leaving the office at 20.30hrs today.

Basket, I think is high time for me to quit being "Mr Nice Guy" and "Mr Bao Kar Liao"

At last…

I have clear all the filing back lot… And now is pay back time… ok let see Mr E. you are so worried that the whole world doesn’t know that you… lower the shock springs by who? Mr D from where? S.V… Use what? This triple R full syn engine oil… Thank God for telling me all this if not I don’t know what to say to you when something goes wrong with the engine or from the absorber related. Thank you very much for screwing me up for you just did the same for yourself.

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This stupid service manager 5 min did not inform us that the course for today has been cancelled and now my foreman and technician is shaking leg and bloodily hell, if I have been informed earlier would have not block all the appointment for today… how and I going to account for all the idle time for today?
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Basket... I went for late lunch and I run into my GM at around 15.40hrs because there is a stickey customer that is giving me hell from 11.30hrs. "shit, I wonder what is going to happen next?

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Some Accessories guy is coming down to install the blue tooth car kit for 1 of our test drive car and K.T wants me to learn how to install and how to operate the car kit… at 1st, I thought I only see and learn how to fix… ended up the guy didn’t even have any tools to remove the radio head unit… The best part is both my foreman and mech take cover when they know that this guy is comming today to so call "install" the kit, basket, I can't believe that I'm so stupid to believe that I just "watch and learn" shit when am I going to be smarter than that?

W.T.F man end up I’m the A$$ hole who is the 1 fixing up the car kit! You know what? I started at 16.00 hrs and only manage to get it fixed about 19.25 hrs… basket wonder that who is going to be paying for this extra job and over time on this? And to made matter worst there is no wiring diagram, and I was like trying to guess my way though all the wiring…

Haiz… nowadays it seems like everyone is making me to drop my donuts and “really” work extra hard for my pay … I feel like telling many people who convenience pass me their work as if I really own them a living, “your job, my pay and as if I care about it…”

Rush hour…

K.T came to me this morning and asked me will I be free around 9 plus? I was like Huh? How the hell can I answer this kind of question? I mean If I tell he not free, he may feel that I am trying to take cover and If I tell he I’m free then I maybe sending him the signal that “ boss, come arrow me… I very free” wah! Nowadays is work is not just work anymore… now I even have to cover despatch driver, Anyway he told me he got this tender stuff that need to be sent to this place b4 10.30am and he can only pass the paperwork to me by 09.30am.

Well I got the stuffs from him around 09.30am and I was like rushing like mad redlineding every gear as the tender office is at the other end of Singapore and to made matter worst it started to rain heavily… I was telling myself “basket, this time I'm done for again, what do I keep on getting into this kind of shit?” *sigh* I manage to get the office and submitted the tender stuffs Just in time… any later and is like all work that has been done gone up in flames.

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On the way back Mr J.L call my sales man B.L telling him that his car drive shaft bellow is leaking and as usual our friend wanted to claim warranty... let me give a brief introduction about Mr J.L, B4 he even bought the car from us he start to complain to our factory telling them that we told him funny things… I mean if you buy something and anyhow modify the item do the agent has the right to void the warranty?

As mentioned, he came and upon checking he has change the tire to the oversize rim and tire and he even lower the springs. I told him if is better that I get the warranty manager to explain to him so as to avoid any misunderstanding.

You should see the look on his he face, when J.N told him why and how come he cannot claim the bellow due to his god damn stunts… and I surprise that J.N had beat him so hard that I am so worried that I will never have a rematch with this A$$ hole again…
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I am having this feeling that E.T is getting he customer to give me hard time and complains against me… Because I have two complains today and both of the customer’s sales man is E.T , And this is too much of coincident to me. Yo monkey, you want to play office's politic right? I am game for any thing… you just watch out…

Huh?

I was having a morning chat with 2 of my sales man and all of a sudden 2 of them told me I can use a new hair do to update my style… Shit… Am I really turning into an uncle?

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Some funny guy Mr Ma calls up and told me he is the owner of this car and asked about year 2002 spare parts. I ask him for the car number so I can check is the stock available… he goes “Er… I can’t recall the number” (Yah you owned a car for a 3 years and you don’t know the number of your car) so I asked him what is his name as our system can check ownership by owners name… our dear friend goes “err…. I think it Lau…” stupid ape, you can’t be telling me you cannot recall what’s you name? I told him to check the name of the “real” owner or the number to the car b4 I can further check on the parts.

Our friend calls up a few min later and told me a set of number which turn up to be wrong… anyway I did a check by my own and I got hold of the “real” owner details and after checking I told how much the part cost and at the moment we are out of stock… but if he likes he can places an order for the item… Mr Ma suddenly got mad and starts yelling why you don’t have this item lar… why this thing is so expensive lar… so on and so for… for about 5 min…

Then, I asked him would him like to places an order for the part and leave his phone number so I can call him when the parts available… he goes “err... I … not sure should I order the part or not…” WTF Mr Ma you called up telling me you are the owner of this car but you don’t know your name, don’t know your car number and now you don’t know should you order the part or not? I thought you said you’re the owner of the car?

Mr Ma… I hate to nick pick you… but you’re a damn lousy crap in this crap telling thing…

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K.T came to me again and asked me about the spec of the new car today again… A car that I did not have the spec sheet, a car that I have never hands on b4… sometime I can’t help but think what is wrong with the management? They don’t want to spent money on the spec sheets, they don’t want to spent money to upgrade our training, but expect us to know everything… haiz what the hell…

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Some low life A$$ hole have knocked into 1 of my vehicle door leaving a dent… yo! A$$ hole, can’t you open your God damn doors carefully like me?
I hope the same happen to you every time you park your stupid vehicle at any car park.

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Then I have this customer who call up my break down assistance hotline for help about a warning that show on the dash insert. I think he have given my break down guy M a hard time and thus M told him that there nothing he can do but to sent the car back to the work shop for further test, and so our friend Mr J sent in the car without any warning to me and wanted my to fix the problem, as he is dirving to m'sia today...

Well I told him if could be 1 of the sensor that is faulty and it's need to replaced but we need to carry out further test to confirm the problem. well I must be out of my right mind today because I take a quick look and told him the brake pads needs to be replace and I told him how much it cost... he got angry and start yelling at me after that he drove off and call my head office and demaned to speak to the management because he thought I trying to cheat his money or something...

Anyway some 1 pick up the call and ask me to return a call to this Mr J. I called him and told him if afrimed that the sensor is faulty we will replace it FOC for him as the car is still under warranty. and anyway it's fine with me it he do not replace the brake pads, after all it's not my car that the pads wears out. ( P.S don't run crying to me if your got into an accident when you can't stop your car in time.)

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Still recall the guy I mentioned that no matter how you explain to him, he do not understand what is free service and what is not free service? he call up again today and wanted to speak the K.T and as K.T is busy he asked me to call this A$$ hole to see what he wanted...

Well I call him up and asked him what can I do to help and he yells at me that he only wanted to speck to the manager... so I told K.T to call him as there is nothing I can do about it... it's turns out he try to ask K.T for the free service by trying to set me up... anyway I show the sales agreement for this car to E.T the saleaman that sold the car to this A$$ hole and E.T called him and told him that there is nothing mentioned on the sale agreement that say free service. and this time this a$$ hole turn arround and told K.T I try to teach him things... W.T.F lar...don't tell you say I don't tell you... tell you, you turn around and say I try to be funny with you...

I have 6 words for you "I really feel sorry for you" Anyway I told E.T "what comes arounds, goes around..." because I have this feeling that he is clowning around with me with this stupid customer of his...

Another thing is he wanted to claim the wind screen because there is a chip on it and some how he called a lady in my main office and ask her about it so what happen is she asked me how and I told her to informed the owner to drive to the body repair center and get the paper work and stuffs done but it seem that he die die wanted to sent it to me... guess he did not know that the turn over time is longer if sent to me as the body repair people need to come and pick up the car and sent it back to me when they are done with it....

As if I give a shit about it.... it's you not me going without a car longer because you die die don't want to sent the car the body repair center by youself...

Horn Testing On A Sunday…

Some stupid Ape either worry that the whole world did not know he just got a car or this A$$ hole is having problem with it’s ears... because this stupid A$$ is like horning away on a Sunday morning for about 45 min this morning… it was just around 9.30 am this morning and as usual I am still in bed having the God given much needed sleep and there’s this monkey that keep “testing” the stupid horn of the car…

W.T.F horn testing on a Sunday morning? You stupid A$$ if you are waiting for some stupid friends or whatever and if they are taking their bloodily sweet time to get to the car park. There’s this thing that call cell phone… call them and screw them. Ask them to move their stupid A$$ down to car park fast or you are driving off… and not horning away the way you did What the hell is wrong with you? Horning away on a Sunday morning?

Feels like going to the car park and screw this ape if not because I can’t drag my sleepy A$$ out of bed…

I am impressed… really… I was having dinner with M.J last night and there is this customer that call me asking me what to do because his car is over heating. I told him that he should switch off the engine and tow the vehicle back to the workshop… he told me ok, And I give him the breakdown assistance number.

Then he call again and ask me can he drive the car back to the workshop because he do not wish to have the car tow (I guess he don't want to pay for the towing fee which is $90) and he asked me to help him to get the car repair ASAP because he need the car 1st thing in the morning … I told him I will do what I can to help him and that he can try to drive to the workshop slowly and pass the keys to the security guard but he must off the engine should the temperature goes up…

This morning I was hunting high and low like a stupid a$$ for that car but I give up after 15 min of searching. I later found out that this monkey drove the car home last night and not to the workshop as agreed…

Well, ask me if I give a shit about it since it’s not my car we are talking about here…
So I just carry on with my life…

At 11.45 hrs I got a call from that monkey telling me that he is at the our new office few block away… I got there around 12.00pm because I am setting up the charger for the battery of a showroom car… and why the battery is dead? well some1 is not doing thier job by starting all the showroom and test drive cars daily...

Upon a quick check it was found out that the fuse box has damage or I should say it is melted and has to be replaced. Our dear friend here start making noise the parts is expensive lah…the car is just 3 year old lah… his business is suffering lah… on and on and on… I told him that I sorry to learn that life is so unkind to him but I knock off today at 12.30hrs…

Then he asked me that can he just replace just only the fuse. I got fed up so I told him that it’s his car and he can choose not to replace anything at all, but if the car over heated or catch fire… I got nothing to do with it…

At last after ting ting tong tong here and there I replace the fuse box for him and he left after paying up and that is about 1 pm in the noon… bloodily monkey make me stay back for half and hour and I cannot claim overtime for that…

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Jeff came today and we went for tea break together… we talk about some stuffs and we really miss the good old days at the old building… haiz… guess age is really catching up with me… well anyway it seem to me that he is doing well nowadays and guess I am happy for him for that...

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My foreman and I went for lunch together today and we are talking about why so many people come and go, and we agreed that 1 of the main reason is that stupid service manager nick named 25 kid also known as 5 min hahaha we really have hell of a good laugh at lunch today... I told my foreman we must meet up for lunchs more offen from today onwards....

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Later in the noon I went J.T’s old man’s place to remove the radio set from his old man’s cab, as the cab due to scrap tomorrow … at 1st I thought it’s is going to be a tough job… end up… it’s was like a walk in the park… At dinner J.T and I was talking about being our own bosses, but sadly we come to a conclusion that it is still not a good time to make any moves yet as times is really bad … guess I still have to stick to the paycheck thing for a while longer…

Is this a game? Or a test???

Stupid fire alarm system has been ringing non stop from yesterday and after the building manager reset the fire alarm system both the stupid cargo and passenger lift went dead and both the security alarm and lift alarm was activated. Then there is stupid Beep…Beep… Beep and ringing… sound that is going non stop and it’s killing me… K.T from nowhere came and asked me did I see the cleaner… I told K.T maybe she is sick and did not turn up, but I will call the cleaner boss to send a replacement…

What happen was while the building manager resets the fire alarm, the security and lift alarm was activated… W.T.F man… I was running up and down trying to disarm the stupid security alarm from 1 lever to another lever, and every lever has different zone, because there are many office in the building… And that piece of shit just went off like that leaving me alone in this fixes. As I am trying very hard to figure out how to reset both the stupid alarm, K.T once again asked me when the cleaner is coming… The best part is the stupid lift is not working and the building I work in has 6 storeys. And bloodily hell I got a electric shock when I try to reset the stupid lifts, in the main switch room which is on the roof top, Anyway IMHO the stupid alarm system should not have been installed in the 1st place…

Then… just when I thought everything is partly under control… my foreman told me that the cleaner did not turn up for work for the last 2 days and the whole place is in a real mess… W.T.F man…then again K.T called me asking me what happen to the cleaner and he asked me to “do something about it”, I tired to call the cleaner boss but he could not be reached I ended up have to be the part time cleaner for today cleaning up some of the mess that those monkeys had created… And you know what? I guess this monkey either has a damn poor aim or he really nearly shit in his pants… you’ll puke if you see how the W.C looks like… and I’m the monkey arrowed to “do something about it”

And while I was trying to catch my breath after all this nonsense the stupid alarm system company calls up and want’s me to give them a report what went wrong that cause the alarm to be activated. Boy I was wrong when I thought that It’s just simply 3min “ask and answer stuff” ended up they make me stay on the phone for more that 10min answering their stupid questions like ”how and why the alarm was activated?” how the hell I was suppose to ”how and why the alarm was activated?”

Some sub-con people has been repairing the drive way and the manhole along the office and so the normal parking lots is all jammed up by their stuffs and the next thing I know is the basement car park is all jammed with all the staffs car causing the test drive cars to be stuck in their parking lot… and again my A$$ is on the line because once again I’m asked “to do something about it: … Imagine that I have to find all the monkeys who park their car in the basement like their fathers owned the places and chaste them out 1 by 1… and later move the entire batch of test drive car out?

What the hell is going on…. nowadays apart from doing my own job, and have to cover the duties of the admin, the cashier, the warranty, the store, the insurance claim and the technician’s job, ( because I have been ARROWED by some God DAMN Arrow King) And now…I have to stand in for the security, parking attendant and what? Even the cleaner’s job? Guess I really worth every penny the boss pays me…

At last the lift repairman came and reset the stupid “beep… beep… thing that drives my crazy… just when I returned to my table trying to really catch my breath… K.T came to me and asked me about the spec of the new cars, b4 I can really park my A$$ on my chair …*Sigh*… then he asked me again when is the cleaner going to turn up…. Wah! Can some1 please pass me the bottle of axe oil and some pain killers? I guess this is 1 hell of a good way to start my day yah? Somehow I can’t help feeling the bosses might have set this all up to test my readiness

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When I thought all the shit has come to an end, Then suddenly big boss came down to inspect the place and as per normal I got hammered because he thinks that my table is in a mess… Then we have the air condition sub-con who came to repair the faulty air con and again I was assigned to follow them around … and to give them instruction on the repair and I was like what? Me again? Man! What a day…

C, you used to be my angel (If angels are supposed to be good then why did you break my heart?) Now you are my devil

Man, what the hell is wrong with me? Suddenly I realized I am still not over you yet... everyday I put on a brave front and tell myself that I am happy for who I am, what I am, and I can live my life happily without you...

But I guess I was wrong, Well the truth is you have been running though my mind all this time ... I'm thinking of you when I eat, sleep, work and even when I am behind the close door of the washroom,And it's like my life is in a mess...

Did you know nowadays I always wake up from bed with a sense of Deja-vu? That's because I keep having dreams about all the time and all the places we used to spent and visit together...

Did you know even if the sea ran dry, and turned to dust there's this place in my heart where your fingerprints rest, your kisses still linger and your whispers softly echo?

Did you know even if the sun refused to rise, and shine anymore you still move me like you did always?

Did you know even if the years take away every memory that I have, I will still remember the love and time we used to share?

Did you know that I was nearly knocked down by a taxi today while crossing the road because I'm busy thinking of you? Well, I guess I don't mind sleeping forever if the only way I could be with you is in my dreams. Guess I have been kidding myself all this while... how I wish I can turn back the hands of the clock and re-live the time that we share together...

Sometime I can't help but asked if love is so painful and tortures me so why do I still love? What is it all I search for in life? This pain, this agony? What is it all I long for? This torture, this powerful death of self?

This Love has taken it's toll and this heart of mine refused to be hurt again...

Just when I thought I was doing all right... Just when I had most of my broken heart put back together to make a new start...Now I had to forget starting over for I'm still not over you

I guess I did not realized until now that I have and carry so much hate in me for I love you more than myself...

I pray to God that all this shit will come to end real fast, for I feared this sorry A$$ of mine may end up in some funny farm if is shit keeps going on.

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I guess age is really catching up on me. I used to be able to replace power window lifter within half an hour but today when I try to replace 1 lifter for a car I can't believe that I actually took more that 1 hour to finish the job, and the best part is I got cut while changing the part... now I am starting to get worried... very, very worried...

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I was dragging my sorry A$$ back to the office when K.T sees me like he saw some stupid idiot, "S, come buy 2 of this, coupons for some lucky draw..." he got pissed when I told him I got better use for the $20... haiz why when it comes to AWS And increment the management act very "blur" but when I act very blur to this coupons thing the management got so worked up? by the way I maybe not that "smart" but I am not that "stupid" either...

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A.T was pissed when my customer, choose to talk to me instead of her, I told her it does not matter who the customer wants to talks to but it is more important that the customer choose to buy from us, I mean why take it so hard and think so much? at the end of the day the most important thing is that we manage to close the deal, and not worrying about who the hell the customer wants to talk to? the way she behave really left me thinking am I dealing with a 6 years old little girl...

I guess I know now... how come Honda cars insurance is so expensive not because that they always end up wrapped around a tree but many of these Honda owner drive their cars like a God damn stuntman… as usual I had done it again by over sleeping… While I am trying to beat the rush hour and happen there is this monkey driving a blue Honda City in front of me, (Yo people I have nothing against Honda cars but I think many time I have what? Ah bengs in their V-Tecs bullying me by making me smelling their Tec fart… or trying to run me over with their V-Tec... Yo monkeys… go bully a EVO or STI, or even better go bully the guy riding the bike with the word "TP" on it... Dude, you will have my highest respect….) What happened this morning is this monkey suddenly cuts into my lane without signalling, (At 1st I though that maybe his signal light bulb or something is faulty) and it seem to me that he cannot make up his mind to either keep to 1st lane or 2nd lane so he is like driving in between the 1st and 2nd lane and the next thing I know is “our friend signal to filter to the left lane, (hey, so I guess the signal light is working after all…) but all of a sudden he made a very sharp right turn into the 3rd lane as in the overtaking lane… I guess you know by now I was trying to close up the gap when I thought this monkey is moving into the 1st lane as he is signalling left… but boy I was wrong man… I ended up have to slammed the brake to keep my nose off his A$$... what the hell is wrong with this Honda driver? I think he needs to get his brain checked and that is if he has 1…

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I was busy doing my sky high outstanding filing, and out of the blue 1 of our customer Mr A.L calls up making a hell lot noise that his car stalled and demanded that I must do something about it… well I told him that he can call the road side assistance for help but this monkey keep on saying that he don’t give a shit about what road side assistance we have but die die he want to see my sorry A$$ at the break down site… And so I make my way there only to find out that the car has stalled simply because it is out of gas… I was like what the hell man, this is how I screamed back at him, "Mr A.L you make it sound likes my fault when your car stalls but ended up it’s is you that forget to top up the God damn petrol tank, ahhhah… you stupid ape you don’t need to top up petrol if you drive a car that runs on battery, but you will need to top up petrol, if you drive a petrol driven car." Hee… you should have seen his face when I screw him in the city… with so many busy bodies looking.

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Just when I though that I can carry on with the filing after I got back from city. Then I have Mr T.E who told me that he wind down his car power window to half and rest his arm on it, and as you know it everything has it stress point and so he broke the power window lifter and now he came screaming at me asking me why that lifter give way… yo you monkey you rest your arm on the arm rest not on the half wound down window glass… And he want me to put the bill on the house after what he told me, not mentioned the damage is due to his stupidity... Hey! What’s wrong with every1 man? Anyway I jammed up his window and told him that I will call him when the lifter is here… hehehe I guess he is in for some big shock when he know how much it will cost him to get lifter replace…

Messy table… messy day

My work station is in a mess when I report for work today… My best bet is some low life monkeys must have nothing better to do during the long weekend, so they decided spiced up their life by playing “war games” with paper bullets in the showroom, (not mentioned messing around with my stamp pads and many other stuffs) And so happened that my work station became one of the hide out… Yo monkeys I know who you are Lah, haven’t you wake up from that stupid stunts of yours? It’s just less that a week ago you bang into my customer’s car and the case is yet to settled, and now what? “War games” in the showroom? I really got to take off my hat to you, Dude…

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Is it me? Or what? My foreman haven’t being himself lately, I guess that stupid manager P.L is the cause of all this grief, This stupid A$$ hole has been going around screwing up people life and cause them to leave because of his God damn stunts and the best part is our dear friend here seem to have no remorse about it…

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Here we go again… My dear Mr S.K has done it again, I told him not to carry out any modifications to the car but he just can’t hear me out… my breakdown assistance guy M call me late last night and told me that this Mr S.K car is having problem and seem to him that the car need to be tow back to the workshop… haiz… Mr S.K when are you going to learn to keep those itchy bitchy hands of yours off the engine compartment?

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Next… MR.G rings me up told me he wants to pick up the key he order, I told him to drive down car so that I can program the key to the control unit, All of a sudden he start to make hell lot noise saying about this Lah... that Lah… Haiz… God help me…man…

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Then we have Dear Mr P who came and wants me to solve his dash board ratting sound in an hour… What is this man? I don’t wear my Red underwear outside Lah… can you please use your brain or not? Solve a ratting sound in the dash board in an hour time? What? You think I can do magic is it?

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My fairies god-mother Mrs Tong calls me and tell me that all the service guy she know have resign from office, and now I the only monkey that can help her, (somehow I don’t buy any of this shits she said And anyway since I not in any department of the brand of car she is driving, so you think I really ?give a shit about it) I told her “Yah, when all the handsome guys is around you don’t’ give me a hoot right? Now you remember this UGLY DUCKING because no one cares to give a shit about your car right? I told her to come down to the workshop tomorrow and see what I can do… Hee…Hee where have I left the company’s invoice book?

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Mr S.K keeps on calling me asking how was the car doing just after lunch it’s like he called me every 10-15min now and then, what the hell is wrong with you Mr S.K? I’ve told you I’ll call you when the car is really for collection, why didn’t you use your A$$ brain when you DIY modifications to the car? You should know something like “breakdown” will happen when you can’t keep those itchy bitchy hands to yourself… I really hope you will learn a lesson or two from this God damn stunts of yours… Haiz… maybe now you know why I so sick of phone calls…

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Some monkey just don’t understand what’s the meaning of free service and packages no matter how you explain to them, 1 monkey called up and asked about the free service stuffs I told him that if there is any free service agreement it will be in the sale agreement he signed, This clown though that I pulling a fast 1 on him so… what he do is he hung up the phone and calls back and start making hell lot of noisy about me thinking I am the sales manager… the best part… I told him the same thing, and I ended the call telling him that I am the same monkey telling him the same thing…. Ha ha I think he is going to have a sleepless nite to night….

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Bloody sales man E.T did it again… under cutting my customer… where is your integrity or do you have any at all? I hope all your sales don't get though and all your deals go up the flames, dude......

Guess I getting old...

Hey.. what happened man? I have been spenting the whole of today sleeping
and I still feel so tired... ahhhhhhh who cares ? I for 1 don't... So I guess it's
"SLEEPING" time again...

First Of May - A very nice song... IMHO

When I was small, and Christmas trees were tall,
we used to love while others used to play.
Don't ask me why, but time has passed us by,
some one else moved in from far away.

Now we are tall, and Christmas trees are small,
and you don't ask the time of day.
But you and I, our love will never die,
but guess we'll cry come first of May.

The apple tree that grew for you and me,
I watched the apples falling one by one.
And I recall the moment of them all,
the day I kissed your cheek and you were mine.

Now we are tall, and Christmas trees are small,
and you don't ask the time of day.
But you and I, our love will never die,
but guess we'll cry come first of May.

When I was small, and Christmas trees were tall,
do do do do do do do do do...

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C… Do you know? I spent the whole of today going
to all the places we used to go…
Do you still recall that reservoir we use to go for a walk whenever we have the time?

Do you still recall where and how we first kissed?
Do you still recall that shopping center we used to visit?
Do you still recall how we use laugh when we watch movies together?

The reservoir, Shopping center, and many more we used to go may still stand today…
but sadly you are not there with me… anymore…