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Well this guy maybe abit extreme...but since he is at corner lot and doesn't bring inconvenience to anyone...



IMMO...its very rude to put those papers on ppl's windscreen...very childish.... what does it shows?

Anyway... good luck to the guy and I hopes he has enough cash to get himself a lawyer... because I think his/she maybe sued for defamation, and could end up paying tens of thousands of dollars ... For vandalism where it is the conspicuous defacement or destruction of a structure or symbol against the will of the owner/governing body.

In this case of vandalism to the car (private property), the owner - the victim, may feel that they were specifically targeted by the perpetrator(s) - this is not necessarily the case.

A good example of such a crime in relation to the above would be the wilful destruction of a car window for no obvious purpose save to give the perpetrator(s) possibly a few seconds of entertainment, with no consideration, or empathy for the detriment to the state of mind or inconvenience of the victim.

Anyway... Ask me if I give a shit about it when I am not even the owner of the Posh...

Sunny...

Well... if you think this is cool... you ain't seeing the "REAL" thing yet then...



Hee hee... Fake BREMBO brake covers... really can't hold a candle....



Wing doors, sports rims and perfomance tires...



I.C.E.



Carbon bonnet...



Under chassis special lighting... Yoo hoo... This is what I called "No horse Run"

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Hoo... hoo...hoo... siao leow siao leow... mount kerb still not enough, somemore bang a "well known road bully"

Wonder what is in the mind of the nissan driver?

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Crap... it's 29 may... and there's still no sign of any pay in my bank account... guess I better call the account and the HR tomorrow...

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Don't play play... A pussy that can't lick itself.

Hello Kitty march... HKS = Hello Kitty Spirit



Everything pink, everything kitty



Meow muffler...



MEOWWWWW PSSTTT...

Astro boy mazda 2

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Universal Laws... (laws that I learn by the hard way...)

LAW OF THE QUEUES: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, screws or bolt and nut, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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Agrr... God!!! please have mercy on me... this is getting to much for my to take...




God damn it... why can't they just shave the bloody armpit... or at least... cover those hairy pit holes...

And Alan... please stop sening me all this crap... you are spaming me with all this shit!

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I reealy wonder is it the car? Or is it the heavy right foot?



This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND

FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Sunny...



SAD...Another bite the dust...



Gone leow... gone leow...



Air bag blow liao...

Sunny...

天将降大任于斯人也，必先苦其心志，劳其筋骨，饿其体肤，空乏其身，行拂乱其所为，所以动心忍性，增益其所不能...



But who gives a damn.. and work their shit out when you have the magic lamp to fulfill all you dreams?

Anyway... it's $5 dollars per wish and a rub you made with the magic lamp...
P.S please book for a appointment REAL SOON to avoid any dis-appointment...

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Er... I don't know... but this is hell of a new way to make use of the trade plate...



Crap...



But funny...

Sunny...



Peaceful looking day on the up north highway? (You are very wrong then...)



Suzuki GSX-R1000 accident at speed 280 km/hr...



Er... this is not for the weak hearted...



Rest in peace... Dude...

Sunny...

AC... Down...



Well I don't know... but this is 1 of the very main reason that I won't set foot in a aircrart... (This takes place in 1 of the airport up north...)



"Where the hell are you when Air Asia is doing the finally APPROACH?"



Monkeys from the FAA? Well I don't know but 1 thing is for sure "Somebody's head is going to roll..."



"OK, you there! Secure the area and prevent the media from hearing this... And where the hell is tower control manager?"



Damn... this is going to be 1 of the longest day....

Sunny...



Lomborari? or Faraghini ?

Saw this logo on somebody's car today... wonder is it me or the owner is trying to be funny?

Guess the cow is finally coming fast enough to screw the horse...

Sunny...



Words of wisdom...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up alot of your time.

What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

You should die 1st, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. you get kicked out for being to healthy. Go collect your pension.

Then, when you start work you get a gold watch on your 1st day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol. you party and you get ready for high school. you go to primary school. you become a kid. you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby.

You spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on the tap.

Then you finish off as a orgamsm!!! "Amen"

Sunny...

Word of caution... this is not for the weak hearted...



Err...



I don't mind having my car wash EVERYDAY by them... (For a change)



(Aiyo... I really Envy "that car...")



Some1 please pass me some nose wipes...

Any1 know CPR???

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Er... I have to give it to this guy... Landing lights on the GT wind making his car a fighter aircraft looked alike...

So... unless you wanted the "After burner" fark on your face, please do clear the "Runway" when you see this car in front of you...

Sunny...

Er... OK... Guess I'm still very lucky in someways... (for being a guy)



It "finally" all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

MENtal illness...
MENstrual cramps...
MENtal breakdown...
MENopause...
GUYnocologist...

AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

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有多久沒見你, 以為你在那裡...
原來就住在我心底,陪伴著我的呼吸...
有多遠的距離　以為聞不到你氣息...
誰知道你背影這麼長,回頭就看到你...
過去讓它過去來不及從頭喜歡你...

白雲纏擾著藍天,如果不能夠永遠走在一起...
至少給我懷念的勇氣,擁抱的權利...
好讓你明白我心動的痕跡,總是想再見你還試著打探你消息...
原來... 你就住在我的身邊守護我的回憶...

Sunny...

Do you hate it everytime... when some V-tech comes sticking on your tail?



And so 3 cheers for the V-tech that turned Ninja...



I guess the V-Tech driver must be cursing himself now for thinking that he is the AE86 driver in the show... Dude it's a show... just a show only lah!



And how about the taxis that think that all the roads in sillypore belongs to their farther?



Sad... Honda become TATA...



Yoo hoo... What more can you ask for when you are given 2 for the price of 1?

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How...How I wish I own a bank like this...

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A friend of mine is looking for a boyfriend but this guy must have the below mentioned qualites...

1) That dumb @$$ must be taller that her...
2) That monkey must be able to strike intelligent communication
3) This sorry @$$ must be able to take any if not all abuse that come in the way with the package.
4) This clown must be pleasent, persentable best is Tony Leong look a liked.
5) This clown must be afford a decent house, a maid, a car and some cash for shopping...

So if you think you fit the bill, Sent in your photo and resume, and the shortlisted will call up for a 16 week on the job interviews...

DO NOT call us we will call you, For we do not handle any phone calls.

Sunny...



Due to the recent hike in petrol price... Mercs has launch its new B(bicycle)-class model that dont need petrol.

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And it's final... I've once again bail out from the company that I have just joined last week, Reasons?

1. You get your @$$ screwed even when you are right about something.

2. You get your @$$ screwed even the customer say good things about you.

3. You get your @$$ screwed when the customer waited to long for the car when the delay is because the workshop took a longer turn over time.

4.You get to pay for the repair bills if the customer failed to settle the repair bill after 2 days. (which including sat and sun)

5. You get @$$ kicked everyday in front of alot of customer in by some monkey who thinks that he is the boss of the company when he is not because he want to show the customer that his is "THE BOSS" .

6... well the list goes on but I think the above-mentioned 5 reasons is more than enough for me to bail in 60 sec...

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Well... I don't know to laugh or to cry when I see this car on the road this afternoon... But this dude is sure on the rush because he speed up and went faster than a speeding bullet by the time I come around wanting to stop him and ask him for "some loose changes"



Short of money??? look out for this car for the owner of this car is the GOD OF FORTUNE

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Another case of a total lost...



Front bonnet became "front Boot"



Bumper missing, wheel spash guard gone...



Radiator broken... A/c condenser leaked



Engine mounting broken, gear box gone with the wind... in short... another car is going to be scraped...


While standing there scratching my head on how the hell am I going to "lost" the car... I took 5 to eat snake and play "Random Things I Remember From My School Days" with myself... and so let the list begin...

1) Form teachers could teach english, maths, science, moral education, and PE as well. Basically, they could teach everything except Chinese.

2) Spelling, dictation, ting xie, and mo xie were all part & parcel of life. And so was mental sums.

3) Textbooks and workbooks were either Nespe or PEP.

4) Zero-point was the favourite recess activity for girls. And one-leg was the favourite recess activity for boys.

5) Time is not a constant - Recess is the shortest 20-minute period you'd ever find.

6) Every student could lay claim to being a "musician", cos we all learnt to play the recorder.

7) Debbie Gibson was the original Britney Spears.

8) Michael Jackson was the biggest thing in entertainment. Billy Jeans... the song that never fails to drives me crazy!!!

9) Young Scientist Cards: To attain the badges, we had to earn a certain number of "stars" by completing certain tasks. Most people, including me, always went for the Young Zoologist or Young Botanist badge, cos they were the easiest. The ambitious ones would go for the Young Mathematician badge.

10) The Berlin Wall fell.

11) Gorbachev was a powerful guy. And he had that patch on his forehead.

12) Move over, Enid Blyton. Roald Dahl was the best writer in the world. Everyone was reading his books, e.g. BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach.

13) But I still loved Enid Blyton's The Magic Faraway Tree though. One of the best books I ever read in primary school.

14) Two words: Constable Acai.

15) Every now and then during class, we would be told that it was our turn to go down to the school dentist for a checkup.

16) The school bookshop (well, it was more like a bookstand as it was just a small counter) was a really cool shop which sold really cool stuff, e.g. fancy erasers, fancy pens, fancy paper, etc.

17) "The Shaker" was the coolest mechanical pencil ever made. If you had one, you were cool.

18) The Lakers had "Showtime", the Pistons were the "Bad Boys", Bird was "Larry Legend", and Jordan won his first NBA title. Oh, and Kareem had those goggles.

19) The Reebok Pump was a cool invention.

20) After exams, we would bring Uno cards to play in class during free periods.

21) WWF wrestling was actually believable. And Hulk Hogan still looks the same today as he did 15 years ago.

22) The telephone was our only source of communication after school. If we needed to ask our classmates something, we actually had to pick up the home phone to make the call.

23) All the girls were reading "The Teenage Textbook" (together with "The Teenage Workbook"). Guys like me had no clue what the book was all about. And up till today, I still have no clue.

24) The school football field was hardly ever used for football. And neither was the volleyball court ever used for volleyball.

25) And the basketball court never had nets attached to the hoops. Even if it did, the nets never lasted more than 1 week.

26) Michael Chang won the French Open at age 17. And he was Chinese. (Well, American-Chinese...but we didn't know any better at that time.)

27) We could order milk packets to be delivered to our classroom every day.

28) Every guy wanted a "centre-parting" hairstyle, thanks to Aaron Kwok.

29) P6 was an important year. We had our BCG jab, we collected our Identity Cards, and we had to take our first major exam (PSLE).

30) We used to read Young Generation (YG) magazine. The only things I remember from the magazine are the names "Goofus & Gallant".

31) Michael J. Fox was a really cool actor. "Back to the Future" was the greatest trilogy I watched.

32) Teacher's Day was the day which we all did our best to show our love for our teachers, e.g. by making cards, gifts, etc. And it was also the day that our teachers tried their best not to scold any of us.

33) Iraq invaded Kuwait. Suddenly the whole world knew who Saddam Hussein was.

34) Ben Johnson was disqualified in the '88 Seoul Olympics after testing positive for steroids.

35) David Copperfield was the greatest magician who ever lived. Making the Statue of Liberty disappear was the coolest magic trick ever performed. And so was the trick with the two rubberbands.

36) The most popular colour pencils to use were the Colleen brand ones (y'know, the ones with two colours per pencil - one colour on each end, and usually came in boxes of 24 or 48 colours?). And the beige colour end was always the most heavily used, because that was the colour we needed to colour humans.

37) Autograph books were cool. Before leaving school in P6, you passed your autograph book all around class so that everyone could write some mushy stuff in it for keepsake.

38) Vanilla Ice's big hit was Ice Ice Baby. M.C. Hammer had U Can't Touch This, and C & C Music Factory had Everybody Dance Now.

39) The word "crush" only had one meaning back then, i.e. to break an object into smaller pieces. Apparently, some girls were aware of another meaning to the word.

40) The English Premier League wasn't as popular as it is today.

41) Hantam bola.

42) Mug and toothbrush to brush our teeth after recess.

43) School's toilet is always haunted.