Same shit different day

I was caught in a jam today while on my way to work, I was telling myself that it must be a serious accident in front but as I pass by the scene of the accident, I was like what the hell? It's just some minor accident on lane 1, but the jam is caused by this entire busybodies that not just slow down to watch the show but they "STOPPED" what the fish man? I can live with it if you monkeys stopped to lend a hand but you monkeys stopped just to watch? What the hell is wrong with you people? Next time if you monkeys want to enjoy this kinda of show, please park your vehicle at the nearby car park and you can watch all you want, what the hell are you monkey thinking at that point of time? What If there is some1 that is needed to rush to the E.R. unit but the white van was hold up by that stupid tail back you monkeys caused? If could be some 1 you know, and would you be happy if anything happen to that poor soul because of this stop and watch stunts of yours?

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I call E.T today and informed him that the Mr K. the customer car whose he knocked into has found out that his car was scratched b'cos of the stupid stunts of his. E.T asked me to act blur about it after I told him that Mr K wanted his front bumper to be respray and on top of it Mr K wanted a replacement car while his car is in the paint workshop. E.T got jumpy and yells at me he will talk to me when he gets to the office.
When E.T got into the office he starts screaming and act as if he wanted to hammer me for his stupid mistakes. My other sales guy G.G was so worried that I'll get hammered by this monkey, so much so that he is standing by to break us up should we start to throw punches at each other And as if I give a shit of his screaming. I told E.T its fine with me whether he owns up or not as the customer has already call up and made a hell lot of noise to J.N my service manager, Upon hear this E.T back down and agree to pay for all the damages... haha I hope he really learn a lesson from this.

K.T was later informed about this and he told me this E.T have yet to settle the 6K repair bill with the company for the last accident he caused to the company car I was like "He what'? *Sigh* yo! monkey how many accident you need to clock in your name b4 you call it a day? Makes me wonder how the hell he got his driving license in the 1st place?

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While I taking the God given much needed lunch nap today, My Foreman Mr J.F took some photos of me while I am fast asleep with my mouth wide open And later make fun of me by warning me that he will post them all over the places, he have this kinky look on his face that sent chill down my spine when he said that. Somehow I can't help but worry about what has happened to this good friend of mine, My guess is that he maybe going nuts for getting to much nonsense and pressure from this stupid manager Mr P.L nicknamed 5 min or 25 kid.

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In the late afternoon Mr N.D came to collect his car... I was praying like mad that he will spare me from his game of 20 questions... And Guess what? he sit down and give me lesson on karma sutra for more that 1 hour... I Guess he must have a real good time last nite thus now he thinks he is doing me a "favour" by "sharing" with me his "skills" on the bed... What the hell is wrong with this place man? Why I have to deal with monkeys like this everyday? God please help me...

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I was having dinner with M.J and was taken a back when she told me that B.L has resign from the company, The best part that sent me rolling on the floor is she tell me that B.L just slip the letter into P.L office as P.L thought that he can put off B.L's resign by not seeing him... wake up lah...P.L what can you do beside from siaming bullet, siaming customer, playing other people's backside and make people signing warning letter? Hey monkey, Too much A$$ kicking and balls carrying will not get you very far...

what is wrong with this company? 2 people resign in a week? Is there something wrong with the system, the management, or is there something wrong with this Mr P.L?