Phone calls. On my off day

I was having the best time in my life sleeping late today and that is until My hand phone keeps ringing nonstop for the last 15 min. "Who the hell is that?" I was fighting hard to drag my sleepy A$$ out of my bed to answers the call and it turns out to be One of my sticky customer Mr. N.D wanting to play 20 questions with me again! I guess he is so "High" sharing with me his "bedtime stories" yesterday noon when he came to collect his car So high that he forgot to play 20 questions with me yesterday so he calls me up on my hand phone on my off day to make up the lost time The best part is He KNEW that it's my OFF DAY today.

Mr. N.D: "S, Err... I know it's your off day today, Err.. what are you doing now?"

S: "Well, I still in bed (Thanks for wakeing me up dude) By the way how did you find out It's my off day today?'

Mr. N.D: "Oh Sorry, sorry, you see I called your office just now looking for you and (You stupid Ape you knew it's my off day and you still call me what the hell is wrong with you, Mr. N.D?) Some1 in your office told me it's you off day today, by the way I have just 1 Question for you, (And what? must I thank you for waking up me up on my off day and thank you again for asking just 1 question and sparing me the other 19 questions?) can you tell me how come the engine oil is black? You see I Was checking the oil lever today as I was washing my car I notice the oil is Black. Is there anything-wrong yah?

S: "Mr. N.D, (I still in dream land) don't worry It's is normal because of the carbon and some of the waste oil is still in the engine and once you start the engine and drive the oil will turn black when it mix Together

Mr. N.D: "But, but it was not like that when the car is new and by the way I just clock Another 100km

S: "I agree that it's not like that when the car is new because there is no carbon build up Yet, but now your have 107k clock on you Speedo meter the is sure to have carbon Build up thus the engine oil will turn black faster after the oil change"

Mr. N.D: " I see, I see, so sorry for calling you on your off day yah."

S: "..."


Phone ring again... one of my sale guy call

S: "yah, what up?"

G.G : "Yo bro, did you use the fuel card to pump petrol for any of the showroom cars?

S: "Yeah, I did, you recall the misfiring yellow car? I top up $30 after replacing the Coil for test drive, what up?

G.G: " No, nothing boss just wanted to tally the bills"

S: "ok" (what the hell is wrong with every1?)

Phone ring... ... what again? It was one of my friends wee...

Wee: "Yo, S, what are you doing now?"

S: "Sleeping bro, what up?"

Wee: "Nothing, mate nothing, just waking you up to take a leak..."

S: "..."

Lesson learn: Switch off your hand phone on your off days...