Is this a game? Or a test???

Stupid fire alarm system has been ringing non stop from yesterday and after the building manager reset the fire alarm system both the stupid cargo and passenger lift went dead and both the security alarm and lift alarm was activated. Then there is stupid Beep…Beep… Beep and ringing… sound that is going non stop and it’s killing me… K.T from nowhere came and asked me did I see the cleaner… I told K.T maybe she is sick and did not turn up, but I will call the cleaner boss to send a replacement…

What happen was while the building manager resets the fire alarm, the security and lift alarm was activated… W.T.F man… I was running up and down trying to disarm the stupid security alarm from 1 lever to another lever, and every lever has different zone, because there are many office in the building… And that piece of shit just went off like that leaving me alone in this fixes. As I am trying very hard to figure out how to reset both the stupid alarm, K.T once again asked me when the cleaner is coming… The best part is the stupid lift is not working and the building I work in has 6 storeys. And bloodily hell I got a electric shock when I try to reset the stupid lifts, in the main switch room which is on the roof top, Anyway IMHO the stupid alarm system should not have been installed in the 1st place…

Then… just when I thought everything is partly under control… my foreman told me that the cleaner did not turn up for work for the last 2 days and the whole place is in a real mess… W.T.F man…then again K.T called me asking me what happen to the cleaner and he asked me to “do something about it”, I tired to call the cleaner boss but he could not be reached I ended up have to be the part time cleaner for today cleaning up some of the mess that those monkeys had created… And you know what? I guess this monkey either has a damn poor aim or he really nearly shit in his pants… you’ll puke if you see how the W.C looks like… and I’m the monkey arrowed to “do something about it”

And while I was trying to catch my breath after all this nonsense the stupid alarm system company calls up and want’s me to give them a report what went wrong that cause the alarm to be activated. Boy I was wrong when I thought that It’s just simply 3min “ask and answer stuff” ended up they make me stay on the phone for more that 10min answering their stupid questions like ”how and why the alarm was activated?” how the hell I was suppose to ”how and why the alarm was activated?”

Some sub-con people has been repairing the drive way and the manhole along the office and so the normal parking lots is all jammed up by their stuffs and the next thing I know is the basement car park is all jammed with all the staffs car causing the test drive cars to be stuck in their parking lot… and again my A$$ is on the line because once again I’m asked “to do something about it: … Imagine that I have to find all the monkeys who park their car in the basement like their fathers owned the places and chaste them out 1 by 1… and later move the entire batch of test drive car out?

What the hell is going on…. nowadays apart from doing my own job, and have to cover the duties of the admin, the cashier, the warranty, the store, the insurance claim and the technician’s job, ( because I have been ARROWED by some God DAMN Arrow King) And now…I have to stand in for the security, parking attendant and what? Even the cleaner’s job? Guess I really worth every penny the boss pays me…

At last the lift repairman came and reset the stupid “beep… beep… thing that drives my crazy… just when I returned to my table trying to really catch my breath… K.T came to me and asked me about the spec of the new cars, b4 I can really park my A$$ on my chair …*Sigh*… then he asked me again when is the cleaner going to turn up…. Wah! Can some1 please pass me the bottle of axe oil and some pain killers? I guess this is 1 hell of a good way to start my day yah? Somehow I can’t help feeling the bosses might have set this all up to test my readiness

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When I thought all the shit has come to an end, Then suddenly big boss came down to inspect the place and as per normal I got hammered because he thinks that my table is in a mess… Then we have the air condition sub-con who came to repair the faulty air con and again I was assigned to follow them around … and to give them instruction on the repair and I was like what? Me again? Man! What a day…