I guess I know now... how come Honda cars insurance is so expensive not because that they always end up wrapped around a tree but many of these Honda owner drive their cars like a God damn stuntman… as usual I had done it again by over sleeping… While I am trying to beat the rush hour and happen there is this monkey driving a blue Honda City in front of me, (Yo people I have nothing against Honda cars but I think many time I have what? Ah bengs in their V-Tecs bullying me by making me smelling their Tec fart… or trying to run me over with their V-Tec... Yo monkeys… go bully a EVO or STI, or even better go bully the guy riding the bike with the word "TP" on it... Dude, you will have my highest respect….) What happened this morning is this monkey suddenly cuts into my lane without signalling, (At 1st I though that maybe his signal light bulb or something is faulty) and it seem to me that he cannot make up his mind to either keep to 1st lane or 2nd lane so he is like driving in between the 1st and 2nd lane and the next thing I know is “our friend signal to filter to the left lane, (hey, so I guess the signal light is working after all…) but all of a sudden he made a very sharp right turn into the 3rd lane as in the overtaking lane… I guess you know by now I was trying to close up the gap when I thought this monkey is moving into the 1st lane as he is signalling left… but boy I was wrong man… I ended up have to slammed the brake to keep my nose off his A$$... what the hell is wrong with this Honda driver? I think he needs to get his brain checked and that is if he has 1…

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I was busy doing my sky high outstanding filing, and out of the blue 1 of our customer Mr A.L calls up making a hell lot noise that his car stalled and demanded that I must do something about it… well I told him that he can call the road side assistance for help but this monkey keep on saying that he don’t give a shit about what road side assistance we have but die die he want to see my sorry A$$ at the break down site… And so I make my way there only to find out that the car has stalled simply because it is out of gas… I was like what the hell man, this is how I screamed back at him, "Mr A.L you make it sound likes my fault when your car stalls but ended up it’s is you that forget to top up the God damn petrol tank, ahhhah… you stupid ape you don’t need to top up petrol if you drive a car that runs on battery, but you will need to top up petrol, if you drive a petrol driven car." Hee… you should have seen his face when I screw him in the city… with so many busy bodies looking.

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Just when I though that I can carry on with the filing after I got back from city. Then I have Mr T.E who told me that he wind down his car power window to half and rest his arm on it, and as you know it everything has it stress point and so he broke the power window lifter and now he came screaming at me asking me why that lifter give way… yo you monkey you rest your arm on the arm rest not on the half wound down window glass… And he want me to put the bill on the house after what he told me, not mentioned the damage is due to his stupidity... Hey! What’s wrong with every1 man? Anyway I jammed up his window and told him that I will call him when the lifter is here… hehehe I guess he is in for some big shock when he know how much it will cost him to get lifter replace…