Sunny...

Went to a coffee shop today and saw this... Funny right? It said no smoking but the tin is for smokers to dump their ash...



Later in the day while Shitting... I came across some excellent poems by unknown poets .......found on toilet doors and walls

An to-be poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to sh*t... But only farted...

Someone who had a different experience wrote...
You're lucky You had your chance...I tried to fart And sh*t my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people DO find inspiration in toilets...
I came hereTo sh*t and stink. But all I do Is sit and think...

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think. Some come here to sh*t and stink. But I come here to scratch my balls, And read all this bullshit on the walls...

A budding poet wrote... (This is the best because it happened to me today.)
Here I lie in stinky vapor Because some bas***d stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie? or shall I linger? Or shall I be forced to use my fingers?



And That's is when I suddenly realizes the joke is on me this round.



Don't asked me... I AM NOT TELLING ANYONE HOW THE HELL I GOT OUT OF THIS SHIT!