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I never see any salesman reporting to work for as early as 08.15hrs, but only today as the big boss is coming to the office to have a meeting with them.

I guess they must be cursing K.T for making them reporting to work so early in shirt and tie when the boss did not even bother to call and inform them that the meeting is called off.



Upon learning the boss is not comming today... most of the salesman went home leaving 1 of them in the showroom kicking his leg high in the sky...

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Mr Y.S call J.N about his car with the brake warning light on, he came over and hand over the car and upon inspection it was find that the brake fluid is not enough and all it needs is to top up the brake fluid to the max lever,.

Well, as a return to his “Good Will” on his last visit… the service changers is $70+.

Later I learned that wonder sister tried to Sabo me by teaming up with the mother farker by complainting againest me to K.T about the last his service bill, which I did nothing wrong. anyway I told K.T that J.N has looked into it and had answer this @$$ hole and what this clown wanted is to ask for free service again.

I further told K.T that it is up to him on to give or not to give anything to this @$$hole, but if he messed it up I am not going to clean up the shit for him.

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Then I have this funny customer who is the 2nd owner of this car Mr N.H, he called me in the morning and ask me what happen when the car fail to start when he turn the key? I told him that the battery maybe faulty and he can call iur breakdowm service guy to get the battery replaced at his current location.

But as his is not willing to pay for the service charges he got some1 to Jump start the car and bought a over side battery from some battery shop and came looking for me. Upon testing his car battery with the load tester I found and informed him that the battery is faulty, and then he ask me to replace the battery for him the 1 that he bought outside.

I told him that the ba a labour charge for that and he ask me to loan him the tools and he will do it himself.I was "OK" 1st I have to prove that you battery is faulty then you agree to replace the battery, then I must replace the battery free for you? and when I inform you that there is a labour charge for that I have to loan you my tools?

Fine, I loan him the tools only to find out that this dumb @$$ only know how to remove both the size 10 nut for the battery cable. then without removing the size 13 battery mounting bolt, he try to pull out the old battery out of the battery compartment, 1 time, 2 time, 3 time...

I really had a hard time holding my laughter, but as I pity this dumb @$$ I told him that maybe I can help him... but he starts screaming at me that his is also a mech trained person. and that is when I can't hold on me laughter...

After having a good laugh at this dumb @$$, I told him that OK, let me know when you think I maybe help to you, if was after another 15 min of trying this dumb @$$ give up and I remove the old battery for him. You'll very wrong if you think the story ends here...

After I help him to remove the old battery, he took out the over size battery and tried to put in the battery overall which I told him that the overall is too small for his new battery, he keep trying until he torn the overall and he looked up to me and asked "HOW COME LIKE THAT?"

I had another good laugh and at last he gives up on the battery overall, and moves in to put the battery into the battery compartmemt, and it happen again! this time the battery is so big that it cover the hole to the mounting bolt, which mean that if that bolt is not secured the battery will "rock" around under the bonnet when driving...

I was wrong when I thought that he will get the message that the battery is the wrong size and he will give up and buy a new battery from our company store but he went on putting everything back and told me that he do not drives so fast that will cause the battery to "rock" under the bonnet.

AT last it was ONLY when he discovered that he can't put back the fuse box holder and the battery PVC cover, then he look at me again and asked me "Err... How?" I have another good laugh for the 3rd time of the day and told him "Sir, I think you need a new battery from our company, and the prices for parts and labour is $XXX.XX...

Never in my life it took me more than 3 hours to replace a car battery

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