Customer from hell

Some customer that I have is a real pain in the A$$ man… There is this customer of mine Mr R.C. and he is like giving me Hell from day 1 since he 1st got the car.

Last week this clown sent in the car for service and AFTER 1 whole week he called just ONLY and told me that he believe that the engine oil was not replace b’cos the oil looks black when he check the engine just now… And now he demands that I should give him flesh new engine oil on the house for him...

I was like W.T.F man? You are telling me this AFTER 1 whole week? Hello, Mr R.C you trying to be funny or what? Mr R.C I suggest that you get your head checked at the funny farm near hougang…

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Then there is Mr N.D who never fails or get tired of playing 20 questions with me whenever he sent in his car for service or repair…

The best part is this monkey always make an service appointment but always fails to turn up for the appointment on the agreed time and he always sent in the car at about 4 plus pm and expect the car to be ready by what? 5pm on the same day. Mr N.D you make appointment to get things done, So please turn up in time, that what and why you made appointment for…

Today Mr N.D did it again, made an appointment to come this morning but he only got here around 4 plus something “again”…. *Sigh*

“S, can you tell me how to remove this, this, this and that? “ Can you show me how by taking it apart and put it back again?” OMG, I was asking myself “what the hell is wrong with this guy??? It was like why? Why should we be removing stuffs and putting it back when there is nothing wrong with it? (shit where did I left that bottle of axe oil? And by the way Mr N.D why do you need to know how to remove and install these things? Anyway you don’t do this for a living.)

"And I feel the engine is not as powerful as it use to be, you get it retune and make sure it runs like a brand new... (OMG, for starters Mr N.D your car is already 3year old and had clocked more that 100k on the meter and you still expect it to run like brand new? by the way cars nowadays are run by E.C.U and you don't mess around with the programes in the control unit..)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh God, please have mercy on my soul.... I really had enough...